A non-Friday Fever. (saturday fever perhaps?)

Hello everyone!
Firstly ;

HAPPY BOXING DAY! {:
How was your christmas! I hope you guys had fun in your celebrations! :D

Anyways, just in case some of you guys didn't know,
4 of our FAM members had their wedding yesterday! -claps hand wildly-
For those who didn't manage to go, here are two ss-es of the lovely couples that got married yesterday!

We have ;

~Affinity & ~Infinity!
They were the first couple to register for the Christmas Day wedding party :)

Next we have ;

-ACE-Spades and ----xMIKI! :)
Do you see the 'Santa' at the back? It's GMSantaClaus!

Once again, congratulations to both couples and last long long okay. ^_^

Before I end off ;
A bonus ss for Friday members :D



A person better than 13,
-Zephyr :)

Friday Fever 19

Good morning friday!

It's christmas today! So I'll start off by wishing everyone a merriest christmas!

Santa Claus
Here is a figure who is an ageless legend. There have been countless tales and stories about him, but no one has ever verified his existence. It's amazing how a fatass like him can be so elusive. But that was soon to change!

I, Hocari, enlisted the help of my roommate for this one. Together, we made chocolate chip cookies and brownies on Christmas Eve (the brownies were for us), and put them out on the dining table along with a glass of milk.

Our initial plan was to stay up and catch Santa Claus in the act of eating the cookies, but unfortunately, my roommate and I both passed out. However, when we awoke the next morning, the cookies were gone along with the glass of milk.

With all our doors and windows in the house secure and locked, the only possible explanation was that some magical figure, with his magical sled driven by magical reindeer, flew in from the chimney and ate our food.

That figure could be none other than Santa Claus who apparently is very real. Below is a picture of my roommate and I celebrating our amazing discovery.

Celebration!

FINAL VERDICT: SANTA CLAUS IS REAL!

2009 is coming to a close. I'm sure a lot has happened to all of you. I hope everyone can take this moment (yes while reading this post, or after) to reflect a bit. Be honest with yourself. And see - What have you done throughout the year? Are you a happier person? A warmer family member? A better friend?

I want to take the chance to share this with you guys.

Something meaningful:

When things in your life seem almost too much to handle, when 24 hours in a day are not enough, remember the mayonnaise jar...and the coffee...

A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, wordlessly, he picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls. He then asked the students if the jar was full. They agreed that it was.

So the professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them into the jar. He shook the jar lightly. The pebbles rolled into the open areas between the golf balls. He then asked the students again if the jar was full. They agreed it was.

The professor next picked up a box of sand and poured it into the jar. Of course, the sand filled up everything else. He asked once more if the jar was full. The students responded with a unanimous "yes."

The professor then produced two cups of coffee from under the table and poured the entire contents into the jar, effectively filling the empty space between the sand. The students laughed.

"Now," said the professor, as the laughter subsided, " I want you to recognize that this jar represents your life. The golf balls are the important things-your God, your family, your children, your health, your friends, and your favorite passions-things that if everything else was lost and only they remained, your life would still be full. The pebbles are the other things that matter like your job, your house, and your car.The sand is everything else-the small stuff.

"If you put the sand into the jar first," he continued, "there is no room for the pebbles or the golf balls. The same goes for life. If you spend all your time and energy on the small stuff, you will never have room for the things that are important to you. Pay attention to the things that are critical to your happiness. Play with your children. Take time to get medical checkups. Take your partner out to dinner. Play another 18 holes. There will always be time to clean the house and fix the disposal." Take care of the golf balls first, the things that really matter. Set your priorities. The rest is just sand."

One of the students raised her hand and inquired what the coffee represented.

The professor smiled. "I'm glad you asked. It just goes to show you that no matter how full your life may seem, there's always room for a couple of cups of coffee with a friend."

Do look forward to the new year with me! The opportunities that lay ahead, the new friends you may make, the wonders of life to appreciate! Expect everything of yourself in 2010! Do your best! And NEVER GIVE UP!

With that, I want to give you all my warmest wishes for christmas.
Season's greetings everyone, and pleasant friday!

Regards from your wisest most inspiring and exemplary leader,
Felix

Friday Fever 18

Good morning friday!

Acash items on sale in audi again! Wallet die liao! >:(

Teacher: I am going to punish the both of you boys for not doing your homework. Go and write your name 500 times on the blackboard!

Student: But it's not fair teacher!

Teacher: And why is that so?

Student: Because his name is Roy and my name is Balasubramaniam!

Pleasant friday everyone!

Regards from your witty most talented and sleepy leader,
Felix

Friday Fever 17

Good morning friday!

Two lawyers are in a bank. Suddenly, armed robbers burst in.

While several of the robbers are taking the money from the tellers, others lined the customers up, including the lawyers, against a wall. They proceed to take their wallets, watches, etc.

While this is going on, lawyer A jams something into lawyer B's hand.

Without looking, lawyer B whispers, "What is this?"

To which lawyer A replies, "It's the $50 I owe you."

Pleasant friday everyone!!

Regards from your witty most talented and extraordinary leader,
Felix

Friday Fever 16

Good morning friday!

It's december already so please guys, plan to start writing your resolution for year 2010!

A reporter was interviewing the director of a Mental Institute where he asks the director what the criterion is for admitting a patient.

The director said that the patient will be put through a test where there will be a bathtub filled with water, and the patient will be given 3 items: a spoon, a cup and a jug. Thus the patient had to choose 1 item out of the 3 to use for emptying the bathtub.

The reporter then said that the test is so easy, any normal person will choose a jug as it has a bigger volume.

The director then replied no, normal people will not choose a jug. They will just pull the stopper.

Do you need a bed in here?


Pleasant friday everyone!

Regards from your wisest most talented and crazy leader,
Felix

Friday Fever 15

Good morning friday!

This time I'm early. Because i know im probably gonna sleep past noon and ending up with a late entry. So i'll do this before i sleep.

A traffic police officer thought he had a perfect location to watch for speeders until one day everyone was well below the speed limit.

Curious, he investigated and it didn't take long to find the cause. A 10 year old boy was standing by the road side with a huge hand painted sign reading "RADAR TRAP AHEAD".

His accomplice, about 100 yards beyond the trap, also had a sign which read "Tips" and a large bucket filled with change.

Pleasant friday everyone!

Regards from your wisest most talented and committed leader,
Felix

Friday Fever 14

Good afternoon friday!

guess who just woke up =D

well, it's a very happy birthday to valerie koh! today! =D
wish u huat until all the trolls hydras and monsters vampire mice all queue up to be trapped by u!


Junior had just received his brand new drivers license.

To celebrate, the whole family trooped out to the driveway and climbed into the car for his inaugural drive. Dad immediately headed to the back seat, directly behind the newly minted driver.

"I'll bet you're back there to get a change of scenery after all those months of sitting in the front passenger seat teaching me how to drive," said the beaming boy to his old man.

"Nope," came dad's reply, "I'm gonna sit back here and kick the back of your seat while you drive, just like you have been doing to me for sixteen years."

Have a pleasant friday everyone!

Regards from your wisest most talented and encouraging leader,
Felix

Friday Fever 13

Good Morning Friday!

Surprise!

Friday Fever is now featured online!
So do remember to visit for your weekly dose of Friday Fever!


Airman jones was assigned to the induction centre, where he advised new recruits about their government benefits, especially their GI insurance.

It wasn't long before captain smith noticed that jones had almost a 100% record for insurance sales, which had never happened before.

Rather than asking about this, smith stood in the back of the room and listened to jones' sales pitch.

Jones explained the basics of GI insurance to the new recruits, and then said,"If you have GI insurance and go into battle and are killed, the government has to pay $200,000 to your beneficiaries. If you don't have GI insurance, and you do go into battle and get killed, the government only has to pay a max of $6000."

"Now", he concluded,"which bunch do you think they are going to send into battle first?"


Coincidentally, Friday Fever issue 13 is released in conjunction with the date, Friday 13th!
Hereby wishing you the best of luck today!
Pleasant friday everyone!

Regards from your wisest most talented and astonishing leader,
Felix

Friday Fever 12

Good morning friday!

Do remind yourself to take a break and move away from your stressful workloads at times. If you've been working hard, you definitely deserve that rest! (Meaning val u gotta study harder even more! Hahaahs)

There's a Scottish man, an Englishman and an Irishman. They've got lost in a massive forest and are cold, hungry and thirsty. The Englishman finds a nun's convent and thinks great, a bed and some food. He knocks on the door and a nun invites him in, they are all very welcoming and give him food and drink. After that they sort him out with a room to use for the night.

After being asleep for a few hours he wakes up to this hideously loud thumping noise that terrifies him. He finds a nun and asks her what this terrible noise is. She replies, "I can't tell you, you're not a nun." At this, the Englishman flees the convent.

Later that night, the Scottishman comes across the convent and thinks, "great!" The nuns welcome him in and give him food and drink. Later they give him a room to spend the night in. A few hours after being asleep, he wakes up to the hideous noise. He asks one of the nuns what it is, but the nun replies, "I can't tell you, you're not a nun." At this, he leaves the convent.

Even later that night, the Irishman goes into the convent. He has food and drink, then goes to bed. During the night he wakes up to this frightening banging noise. He goes to the corridor and asks a nun what the noise is. She replies, "I can't tell you, you're not a nun!"

At this, he finds a store cupboard containing a nun's habit. He puts it on and finds a nun. He says to her, "Hello, I'm sister Riley, the new nun, can you please tell me what that terrible noise is?"

"I'll do better than that, I'll show you, follow me!" she says.

She takes him up a corridor to two big oak doors, through the doors is a long winding staircase leading to two big iron doors. Through these doors there is a massive room with a hole in the floor and a ladder leading down the hole. They go down the ladder into another room and through another door.

Then the nun says to him, "This is where the noise is coming from!"

Q: Do you know what it was? =D



Sorry I can't tell you, you're not a nun.
Pleasant friday everyone!

Regards from your wisest most talented and extraordinary leader,
Felix

Friday Fever 11

Good morning friday!

Hi, I'm alone in office today. Woohooo!

One of the best marksmen in the FBI was passing through a small town. Everywhere he saw evidences of the most amazing shooting. On trees, walls, and on fences were numerous bull's-eyes with the bullet hole in dead center. The FBI asked one of the townsmen if he could meet the person responsible for this wonderful marksmanship. The man turned out to be the village idiot.

"This is the best marksmanship I've ever seen," said the FBI man. "How in the world do you do it?"

"Nothing to it," said the idiot. "I shoot first and draw the circles afterward."

Continue jy
To candy val ying exams!
To cheryl echy elaine work!
To zh cel sam dj ting sch!

Have a pleasant friday everyone!

万岁
万岁
万万岁
Your Majesty,
Felix

Friday Fever 10

Good morning friday!!

Currently keeping my spirits up because my superior aint here today woots!
Anyways here's today's lesson on

Business logics and marketing:

BUSINESS LOGICS~

Father: I want you to marry a girl of my choice
Son: 'I will choose my own bride!'
Father: 'But the girl is Bill Gates' daughter.'
Son: 'Well, in that case...ok'

Next, Father approaches Bill Gates.

Father: 'I have a husband for your daughter.'
Bill Gates: 'But my daughter is too young to marry!'
Father: 'But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank.'
Bill Gates: 'Ah, in that case...ok'

Finally, Father goes to see the president of the World Bank.

Father: 'I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president.'

President: 'But I already have more vice-presidents than I need!'
Father: 'But this young man is Bill Gates' son-in-law.'
President: 'Ah, in that case...ok'This is how business is done!

Moral: Even if you have nothing, you can get anything. But your attitude should be positive.

MARKETING~

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, 'I am very rich. Marry me!'
That's Direct Marketing.

You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says, 'He's very rich. Marry him.'
That's Advertising.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.You go up to her and get her telephone number.The next day you call and say, 'Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me...'
That's Telemarketing.

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.You get up and straighten your tie; you walk up to her and pour her a drink.You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride, and then say, 'By the way, I'm very rich 'Will you marry me?'
That's Public Relations.

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.She walks up to you and says, 'You are very rich, I want to marry you.'
That's Brand Recognition.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.You go up to her and say, 'I'm rich. Marry me'She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.
That's Customer Feedback.

In addition, the following is dedicated especially to candy and val.

To Realize The Value of Time...

To realize the value of one year:
Ask a student who has failed a final exam.

To realize the value of one month:
Ask a mother who has given birth to a premature baby.

To realize the value of one week:
Ask an editor of a weekly newspaper.

To realize the value of one hour:
Ask the lovers who are waiting to meet.

To realize the value of one minute:
Ask the person who has missed the train, bus or plane.

To realize the value of one second:
Ask a person who has survived an accident.

To realize the value of one millisecond:
Ask the person who has won a silver medal in the Olympics.

Time waits for no one. And your 4 years worth of efforts in secondary school has come down to this last lap of the marathon. Make the most out of the remaining last few days. And please fully utilise of every minute and second during your papers to check through thoroughly. Do not take the given time for granted. Do all you can for your revision and papers, never give up, and then you can play all you want after it all ends! 加油!

Wishing everyone a pleasant friday!!

Regards from your leader who's spending time tonight with vampires, werewolves, witches, ghouls and monsters,
Felix

Friday Fever 9

Good afternoon friday!

Today's issue is in the afternoon because I was busy in e morning.
Catching sleep. Hahahas

I was going to bed the other night when my wife told me she could see from the bedroom window that I had left the light in the shed on.

As I looked myself, I saw that there were people in the shed taking things. I phoned the police, but they told me that no one was in the area to help at this time, but they would send someone over as soon as they were available. I said "ok" and hung up.

I waited one minute, then phoned the police back. "Hello. I just called you a minute ago because there were people in my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now cause I've shot them all."

Within 5 minutes, there were half a dozen police cars of the armed response unit in the area and of course they caught the burglars red handed.

One of the officers said, "I thought you said you shot them!"

I replied with, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"


When you really want something done, you will think of a way.

Morning greetings from your half-awake, hungry-for-breakfast and hungry-for-lunch leader,
Felix

Friday Fever 8

Good morning friday!

Two women were comparing notes on the difficulties of running a small business.

"I started a new practice last year," the first one said. "I insist that each of my employees take at least a week off every three months."

"Why in the world would you do that?" The other asked.

She responded, "It's the best way I can learn which ones I can do without."


People forget how fast you did a job, but they remember how well you do it.


Pleasant friday ya'll! I'm off to little india to celebrate deepavali! Haf to eat indian cuisine and play hunt for indian items game! If I dun make it out alive, everyone who receive this please attend my funeral. I will bless u all.

Regards from your selfless, brave and most courageous leader who's gonna venture into an extremely perilous area of singapore,
Felix

Friday Fever 7

Good morning friday!!

It was the night before christmas, and I had just finished my last minute shopping. It was snowing and pretty cold in the car, but yet, as I reached my doorstep, I realised I left my receipts at the mall.

I immediately drove back to the mall to retrieve it, and as I reached the carpark of the mall, I saw a little boy of 10 sobbing softly.

"Hey kid, what's wrong?" I questioned.

In between sniffs and sobs, he explained to me that he came from a family of 6, and his father just passed away the year before. For the 10 years of his life, he had never celebrated christmas with presents, nor his siblings or mother.

Yet, somehow, his mother scrimped and saved, and managed to get him $100 to buy presents for his siblings and himself.

Being the oldest, he was sent to the mall with this happy task of buying presents. However, he was accosted by 2 older kids and they cruelly took away one of his $50 dollar bills.

Faced with only half of his money left, he calculated that he was unable to buy sufficient gifts for his family, and he was reduced to tears.

I listened to his story with sympathy and asked, "Why didn't you call for help when the kids took away your money?"

He sniffed, "I did, but no one heard me.."

"So how did you call for help?", I asked.

"Help! Help me!" He mewed, in an almost inaudible voice. The boy's pitiful shouts could not have made it past 5 metres, let alone for anyone near to hear.

Upon realising that no one could possibly hear the boy's cries for help, I took his remaining $50 dollar bill and ran off.

Joy is not in things; it is in us.
Wishing you a happy friday! Smile!

Regards from your witty most brilliant and one of a kind leader,
Felix

Friday Fever 6

Okay fine, sorry, the previous mms was repeated. Ppl make mistakes okay. Even geniuses that are beyond super godlike like me. Hahahahs!

Nvm here's a test for urself see. What will u choose?

You are driving along in your car on a wild, stormy night. You pass by a bus stop, and you see 3 people waiting for the bus:

1. An old lady who looks as if she is about to die.
2. An old friend who once saved your life.
3. The perfect man (or woman) who you have been dreaming about.

Which one would you choose to offer a ride to, knowing that there could only be one passenger in your car. Think before you continue reading. This is a moral/ethical dilemma that was once actually used as part of a job application.

You could pick up the old lady, because she is going to die, and thus you should save her first;
Or you could take the old friend because he once saved your life, and this would be the perfect chance to pay him back. However, you may never be able to find your perfect dream lover again.

There was this unique answer.

That guy simply said: I would give the car keys to my old friend so he can take the old lady to the hospital while I stay behind and wait for the bus with the woman of my dreams.

Never forget to "Think outside of the Box".

Okay happy friday everyone!

Regards,
Your witty, most brilliant and encouraging leader,
Felix

Friday Fever 5

Good Morning Friday!

A poet and a scientist were travelling together on a plane. The scientist was bored and said to the poet,"hey you want to play a game? I'll ask u a question, and if you get it wrong, you give me $5. Then if you ask me a question, if I can't answer it, I'll give u $5."

The poet thought about this for a moment, but decided against it, seeing that the scientist was obviously a very clever man. He politely turned down the scientist's offer.
The scientist, who was really bored, tried again. "Look, I'll ask you a question, and if you can't answer it, you give me $5. Then you ask me a question, I can't answer it, I'll give you $50." The poet agreed. "Okay," the scientist said, "what is the exact distance between the Earth and the Moon?" The poet obviously not knowing the answer, didn't stop to think about the scientist's question. He took a $5 bill out of his pocket and handed it to the scientist.
The scientist happily accepted the bill and promptly said,"okay, now its ur turn."

The poet thought about this for a few minutes, then asked, "all right, what goes up a mountain on three legs but comes down on four?"
The bright glow quickly vanished from the scientist's face. He thought about this for a very long time, taking his notepad making numerous assumptions. He took out his laptop and searched using his multimedia encyclopedia. As the plane was landing, the scientist, still unable to give an answer, gave up. He reluctantly handed the poet a $50 bill.

The poet accepted it graciously, getting ready to leave. "Wait!" The scientist shouted, "you can't do this to me! What's the answer?" The poet looked at the scientist and calmly put a $5 bill into his hand.

Have a pleasant friday!
Those going out today enjoy yourselves!
My spirit be with you!

Regards from your witty most brilliant and encouraging leader,
Felix

Friday Fever 4

Good Morning Friday!

A young man asked God how long a million years was to him.

God said, "A million years to you is like a single second to me."

The young man then asked God what a million dollars was to him.

God replied, "A million dollars to you is like a single penny to me."

The young man asked again, "Could I have one of your pennies?"

God smiled and said, "Certainly, just a second."

Regards,
Your witty, most brilliant and encouraging leader,
Felix

Friday Fever 3

Good Morning Friday!

The US aircraft carrier USS Lincoln was sailing in the sea one day when something turned up on its radar. The captain went up to the intercomm.

Captain: This is the USS Lincoln. You are currently on a collision course with us. Adjust your heading 15 degrees starboard.

Unknown body: This is the St Patrick. Kindly adjust your heading 15 degrees port.

Captain (abit angry): This is the US aircraft carrier USS Lincoln! Adjust your heading 15 degrees starboard.

Unknown body: This is the St Patrick. Kindly adjust your heading 15 degrees port.

Captain (very angry): This is the US aircraft carrier USS Lincoln! We are carrying 20 F16 fighter jets, 20 F22 raptors, 5 heavy machine guns and 100 missiles! I repeat again, adjust your heading 15 degrees starboard before I call a full strike on you!!!

Unknown body: This is the St Patrick's lighthouse. Your call.

Regards,
Your witty, most brilliant and encouraging leader,
Felix

Friday Fever 2

Good Morning Friday!

Just to make sure your brains are functioning at tip top condition especially when some of you have to study for exams while others need to do work meticulously.
Here's something to stimulate your braincells.

1)
Man
----
Board

Ans: man overboard

2)
Stand
----
i

Ans: I understand

Okay, get the drift?
Let's try several more now and see how you fare!

3)
/r/e/a/d/i/n/g

Ans: Reading in between the lines.

4)
R
ROAD
A
D

Ans: Crossroad

5)
Cycle
Cycle
Cycle

Ans: tricycle

6)
T
O
W
N

Ans: downtown

7)
Le/
/vel

Ans: split level

8)
0
----
M.D
Ph.D

Ans: two degrees below zero

9)
Knee
----
Light

Ans: neon light (knee on light)

10)
ii ii
---
o o

Ans: circles under the eyes

11)
Dice
Dice

Ans: paradise

12)
T
O
U
C
H

Ans: touchdown!

13)
Ground
-----
Feet
Feet
Feet
Feet
Feet
Feet

Ans: six feet underground

14)
ecnalg

Ans: backward glance

15)
Death Life

Ans: life after death

16)
THINK

Ans: think big!

And here's the last one,
17)
abababbabaababbaabbabbbaba

Ans: long time no see~

So I hope everyone's doing fine today!
For those having holidays, enjoy them! For those working/studying, jy!

Regards from your wisest most talented and magnificent leader,
Felix

Friday Fever 1

Good Morning Friday!

I went to the mall the other day and was only inside for 5 minutes.
When I got out, I saw this carpark attendant writing out a ticket, so I went over and said to him,"C'mon man, give me a break."
He totally ignored me, finished writing the ticket and placed it on the windscreen of the car, so I called him a pencil necked nazi.
He glared at me and started writing out another ticket.
So I called him a piece of horseshit.
He started on a third ticket.
The more I verbally insulted him, the more tickets he wrote out.

I didn't care.

My car was parked around the other corner.
I try to have a little fun each day. Its important.

The people with whom we travel are much more important than the places to which we travel.

Regards,
Your witty, most brilliant and encouraging leader,
Felix

Friday History

Hi,

My IGN is 13. I am the guild master of FAM Friday. I did not really foresee myself playing the role of a leader the day I created this FAM. But as time passed, my following AuditionSEA friends joined in as members. We soon grew to become a cohesive group, just the several of us.

The establishment of FAM Friday was on September 21, 2008. I made plans to register after the FAM system was released. The only issue holding me back was the cost of 1million dens. I could not afford it.
It was with the help of my first 2 Jr masters, -xRASPBERRY- and -xBEARBERRY-. They helped me accomplish the feat of earning the den shortfall.

There was little expectation of everyone. To join Friday was easy - just be a friend. It is due to the ironic fact that I'd be kicked out if my FAM focused on a skill requirement entry.

I am not exactly an outstanding player. My FAM mates probably far exceed how well I can press those arrow keys. They are prized members that's how I feel. We started out as friends and friends of friends. But just played together more so often.

It is a simple FAM. And I intend to keep it the way it is. As a leader, I am very satisfied how things have been turning out. And as a member, I am extremely proud to be a part of Friday. Even though our group is small, I see our continued progress to be unequivocal, as we prove ourselves to be a significant and remarkable FAM.

Leader of FAM Friday,
Felix