Good Morning Friday!
Surprise!
Friday Fever is now featured online!
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Airman jones was assigned to the induction centre, where he advised new recruits about their government benefits, especially their GI insurance.
It wasn't long before captain smith noticed that jones had almost a 100% record for insurance sales, which had never happened before.
Rather than asking about this, smith stood in the back of the room and listened to jones' sales pitch.
Jones explained the basics of GI insurance to the new recruits, and then said,"If you have GI insurance and go into battle and are killed, the government has to pay $200,000 to your beneficiaries. If you don't have GI insurance, and you do go into battle and get killed, the government only has to pay a max of $6000."
"Now", he concluded,"which bunch do you think they are going to send into battle first?"
Coincidentally, Friday Fever issue 13 is released in conjunction with the date, Friday 13th!
Hereby wishing you the best of luck today!
Pleasant friday everyone!
Regards from your wisest most talented and astonishing leader,
Felix
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