Good morning friday!
Two lawyers are in a bank. Suddenly, armed robbers burst in.
While several of the robbers are taking the money from the tellers, others lined the customers up, including the lawyers, against a wall. They proceed to take their wallets, watches, etc.
While this is going on, lawyer A jams something into lawyer B's hand.
Without looking, lawyer B whispers, "What is this?"
To which lawyer A replies, "It's the $50 I owe you."
Pleasant friday everyone!!
Regards from your witty most talented and extraordinary leader,
Felix
Friday, December 11, 2009
Friday, December 4, 2009
Friday Fever 16
Good morning friday!
It's december already so please guys, plan to start writing your resolution for year 2010!
A reporter was interviewing the director of a Mental Institute where he asks the director what the criterion is for admitting a patient.
The director said that the patient will be put through a test where there will be a bathtub filled with water, and the patient will be given 3 items: a spoon, a cup and a jug. Thus the patient had to choose 1 item out of the 3 to use for emptying the bathtub.
The reporter then said that the test is so easy, any normal person will choose a jug as it has a bigger volume.
The director then replied no, normal people will not choose a jug. They will just pull the stopper.
Do you need a bed in here?
Pleasant friday everyone!
Regards from your wisest most talented and crazy leader,
Felix
It's december already so please guys, plan to start writing your resolution for year 2010!
A reporter was interviewing the director of a Mental Institute where he asks the director what the criterion is for admitting a patient.
The director said that the patient will be put through a test where there will be a bathtub filled with water, and the patient will be given 3 items: a spoon, a cup and a jug. Thus the patient had to choose 1 item out of the 3 to use for emptying the bathtub.
The reporter then said that the test is so easy, any normal person will choose a jug as it has a bigger volume.
The director then replied no, normal people will not choose a jug. They will just pull the stopper.
Do you need a bed in here?
Pleasant friday everyone!
Regards from your wisest most talented and crazy leader,
Felix
Friday, November 27, 2009
Friday Fever 15
Good morning friday!
This time I'm early. Because i know im probably gonna sleep past noon and ending up with a late entry. So i'll do this before i sleep.
A traffic police officer thought he had a perfect location to watch for speeders until one day everyone was well below the speed limit.
Curious, he investigated and it didn't take long to find the cause. A 10 year old boy was standing by the road side with a huge hand painted sign reading "RADAR TRAP AHEAD".
His accomplice, about 100 yards beyond the trap, also had a sign which read "Tips" and a large bucket filled with change.
Pleasant friday everyone!
Regards from your wisest most talented and committed leader,
Felix
This time I'm early. Because i know im probably gonna sleep past noon and ending up with a late entry. So i'll do this before i sleep.
A traffic police officer thought he had a perfect location to watch for speeders until one day everyone was well below the speed limit.
Curious, he investigated and it didn't take long to find the cause. A 10 year old boy was standing by the road side with a huge hand painted sign reading "RADAR TRAP AHEAD".
His accomplice, about 100 yards beyond the trap, also had a sign which read "Tips" and a large bucket filled with change.
Pleasant friday everyone!
Regards from your wisest most talented and committed leader,
Felix
Friday, November 20, 2009
Friday Fever 14
Good afternoon friday!
guess who just woke up =D
well, it's a very happy birthday to valerie koh! today! =D
wish u huat until all the trolls hydras and monsters vampire mice all queue up to be trapped by u!
Junior had just received his brand new drivers license.
To celebrate, the whole family trooped out to the driveway and climbed into the car for his inaugural drive. Dad immediately headed to the back seat, directly behind the newly minted driver.
"I'll bet you're back there to get a change of scenery after all those months of sitting in the front passenger seat teaching me how to drive," said the beaming boy to his old man.
"Nope," came dad's reply, "I'm gonna sit back here and kick the back of your seat while you drive, just like you have been doing to me for sixteen years."
Have a pleasant friday everyone!
Regards from your wisest most talented and encouraging leader,
Felix
guess who just woke up =D
well, it's a very happy birthday to valerie koh! today! =D
wish u huat until all the trolls hydras and monsters vampire mice all queue up to be trapped by u!
Junior had just received his brand new drivers license.
To celebrate, the whole family trooped out to the driveway and climbed into the car for his inaugural drive. Dad immediately headed to the back seat, directly behind the newly minted driver.
"I'll bet you're back there to get a change of scenery after all those months of sitting in the front passenger seat teaching me how to drive," said the beaming boy to his old man.
"Nope," came dad's reply, "I'm gonna sit back here and kick the back of your seat while you drive, just like you have been doing to me for sixteen years."
Have a pleasant friday everyone!
Regards from your wisest most talented and encouraging leader,
Felix
-AHHAO
----xMIKI