Good Morning Friday!
The US aircraft carrier USS Lincoln was sailing in the sea one day when something turned up on its radar. The captain went up to the intercomm.
Captain: This is the USS Lincoln. You are currently on a collision course with us. Adjust your heading 15 degrees starboard.
Unknown body: This is the St Patrick. Kindly adjust your heading 15 degrees port.
Captain (abit angry): This is the US aircraft carrier USS Lincoln! Adjust your heading 15 degrees starboard.
Unknown body: This is the St Patrick. Kindly adjust your heading 15 degrees port.
Captain (very angry): This is the US aircraft carrier USS Lincoln! We are carrying 20 F16 fighter jets, 20 F22 raptors, 5 heavy machine guns and 100 missiles! I repeat again, adjust your heading 15 degrees starboard before I call a full strike on you!!!
Unknown body: This is the St Patrick's lighthouse. Your call.
Regards,
Your witty, most brilliant and encouraging leader,
Felix
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