Good Morning Friday!
I went to the mall the other day and was only inside for 5 minutes.
When I got out, I saw this carpark attendant writing out a ticket, so I went over and said to him,"C'mon man, give me a break."
He totally ignored me, finished writing the ticket and placed it on the windscreen of the car, so I called him a pencil necked nazi.
He glared at me and started writing out another ticket.
So I called him a piece of horseshit.
He started on a third ticket.
The more I verbally insulted him, the more tickets he wrote out.
I didn't care.
My car was parked around the other corner.
I try to have a little fun each day. Its important.
The people with whom we travel are much more important than the places to which we travel.
Regards,
Your witty, most brilliant and encouraging leader,
Felix
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