Friday Fever 12

Good morning friday!

Do remind yourself to take a break and move away from your stressful workloads at times. If you've been working hard, you definitely deserve that rest! (Meaning val u gotta study harder even more! Hahaahs)

There's a Scottish man, an Englishman and an Irishman. They've got lost in a massive forest and are cold, hungry and thirsty. The Englishman finds a nun's convent and thinks great, a bed and some food. He knocks on the door and a nun invites him in, they are all very welcoming and give him food and drink. After that they sort him out with a room to use for the night.

After being asleep for a few hours he wakes up to this hideously loud thumping noise that terrifies him. He finds a nun and asks her what this terrible noise is. She replies, "I can't tell you, you're not a nun." At this, the Englishman flees the convent.

Later that night, the Scottishman comes across the convent and thinks, "great!" The nuns welcome him in and give him food and drink. Later they give him a room to spend the night in. A few hours after being asleep, he wakes up to the hideous noise. He asks one of the nuns what it is, but the nun replies, "I can't tell you, you're not a nun." At this, he leaves the convent.

Even later that night, the Irishman goes into the convent. He has food and drink, then goes to bed. During the night he wakes up to this frightening banging noise. He goes to the corridor and asks a nun what the noise is. She replies, "I can't tell you, you're not a nun!"

At this, he finds a store cupboard containing a nun's habit. He puts it on and finds a nun. He says to her, "Hello, I'm sister Riley, the new nun, can you please tell me what that terrible noise is?"

"I'll do better than that, I'll show you, follow me!" she says.

She takes him up a corridor to two big oak doors, through the doors is a long winding staircase leading to two big iron doors. Through these doors there is a massive room with a hole in the floor and a ladder leading down the hole. They go down the ladder into another room and through another door.

Then the nun says to him, "This is where the noise is coming from!"

Q: Do you know what it was? =D



Sorry I can't tell you, you're not a nun.
Pleasant friday everyone!

Regards from your wisest most talented and extraordinary leader,
Felix