Friday Fever 10

Good morning friday!!

Currently keeping my spirits up because my superior aint here today woots!
Anyways here's today's lesson on

Business logics and marketing:

BUSINESS LOGICS~

Father: I want you to marry a girl of my choice
Son: 'I will choose my own bride!'
Father: 'But the girl is Bill Gates' daughter.'
Son: 'Well, in that case...ok'

Next, Father approaches Bill Gates.

Father: 'I have a husband for your daughter.'
Bill Gates: 'But my daughter is too young to marry!'
Father: 'But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank.'
Bill Gates: 'Ah, in that case...ok'

Finally, Father goes to see the president of the World Bank.

Father: 'I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president.'

President: 'But I already have more vice-presidents than I need!'
Father: 'But this young man is Bill Gates' son-in-law.'
President: 'Ah, in that case...ok'This is how business is done!

Moral: Even if you have nothing, you can get anything. But your attitude should be positive.

MARKETING~

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, 'I am very rich. Marry me!'
That's Direct Marketing.

You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says, 'He's very rich. Marry him.'
That's Advertising.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.You go up to her and get her telephone number.The next day you call and say, 'Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me...'
That's Telemarketing.

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.You get up and straighten your tie; you walk up to her and pour her a drink.You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride, and then say, 'By the way, I'm very rich 'Will you marry me?'
That's Public Relations.

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.She walks up to you and says, 'You are very rich, I want to marry you.'
That's Brand Recognition.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.You go up to her and say, 'I'm rich. Marry me'She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.
That's Customer Feedback.

In addition, the following is dedicated especially to candy and val.

To Realize The Value of Time...

To realize the value of one year:
Ask a student who has failed a final exam.

To realize the value of one month:
Ask a mother who has given birth to a premature baby.

To realize the value of one week:
Ask an editor of a weekly newspaper.

To realize the value of one hour:
Ask the lovers who are waiting to meet.

To realize the value of one minute:
Ask the person who has missed the train, bus or plane.

To realize the value of one second:
Ask a person who has survived an accident.

To realize the value of one millisecond:
Ask the person who has won a silver medal in the Olympics.

Time waits for no one. And your 4 years worth of efforts in secondary school has come down to this last lap of the marathon. Make the most out of the remaining last few days. And please fully utilise of every minute and second during your papers to check through thoroughly. Do not take the given time for granted. Do all you can for your revision and papers, never give up, and then you can play all you want after it all ends! 加油!

Wishing everyone a pleasant friday!!

Regards from your leader who's spending time tonight with vampires, werewolves, witches, ghouls and monsters,
Felix