Good morning friday!
This time I'm early. Because i know im probably gonna sleep past noon and ending up with a late entry. So i'll do this before i sleep.
A traffic police officer thought he had a perfect location to watch for speeders until one day everyone was well below the speed limit.
Curious, he investigated and it didn't take long to find the cause. A 10 year old boy was standing by the road side with a huge hand painted sign reading "RADAR TRAP AHEAD".
His accomplice, about 100 yards beyond the trap, also had a sign which read "Tips" and a large bucket filled with change.
Pleasant friday everyone!
Regards from your wisest most talented and committed leader,
Felix
Friday, November 27, 2009
Friday, November 20, 2009
Friday Fever 14
Good afternoon friday!
guess who just woke up =D
well, it's a very happy birthday to valerie koh! today! =D
wish u huat until all the trolls hydras and monsters vampire mice all queue up to be trapped by u!
Junior had just received his brand new drivers license.
To celebrate, the whole family trooped out to the driveway and climbed into the car for his inaugural drive. Dad immediately headed to the back seat, directly behind the newly minted driver.
"I'll bet you're back there to get a change of scenery after all those months of sitting in the front passenger seat teaching me how to drive," said the beaming boy to his old man.
"Nope," came dad's reply, "I'm gonna sit back here and kick the back of your seat while you drive, just like you have been doing to me for sixteen years."
Have a pleasant friday everyone!
Regards from your wisest most talented and encouraging leader,
Felix
guess who just woke up =D
well, it's a very happy birthday to valerie koh! today! =D
wish u huat until all the trolls hydras and monsters vampire mice all queue up to be trapped by u!
Junior had just received his brand new drivers license.
To celebrate, the whole family trooped out to the driveway and climbed into the car for his inaugural drive. Dad immediately headed to the back seat, directly behind the newly minted driver.
"I'll bet you're back there to get a change of scenery after all those months of sitting in the front passenger seat teaching me how to drive," said the beaming boy to his old man.
"Nope," came dad's reply, "I'm gonna sit back here and kick the back of your seat while you drive, just like you have been doing to me for sixteen years."
Have a pleasant friday everyone!
Regards from your wisest most talented and encouraging leader,
Felix
Friday, November 13, 2009
Friday Fever 13
Good Morning Friday!
Surprise!
Friday Fever is now featured online!
So do remember to visit for your weekly dose of Friday Fever!
Airman jones was assigned to the induction centre, where he advised new recruits about their government benefits, especially their GI insurance.
It wasn't long before captain smith noticed that jones had almost a 100% record for insurance sales, which had never happened before.
Rather than asking about this, smith stood in the back of the room and listened to jones' sales pitch.
Jones explained the basics of GI insurance to the new recruits, and then said,"If you have GI insurance and go into battle and are killed, the government has to pay $200,000 to your beneficiaries. If you don't have GI insurance, and you do go into battle and get killed, the government only has to pay a max of $6000."
"Now", he concluded,"which bunch do you think they are going to send into battle first?"
Coincidentally, Friday Fever issue 13 is released in conjunction with the date, Friday 13th!
Hereby wishing you the best of luck today!
Pleasant friday everyone!
Regards from your wisest most talented and astonishing leader,
Felix
Surprise!
Friday Fever is now featured online!
So do remember to visit for your weekly dose of Friday Fever!
Airman jones was assigned to the induction centre, where he advised new recruits about their government benefits, especially their GI insurance.
It wasn't long before captain smith noticed that jones had almost a 100% record for insurance sales, which had never happened before.
Rather than asking about this, smith stood in the back of the room and listened to jones' sales pitch.
Jones explained the basics of GI insurance to the new recruits, and then said,"If you have GI insurance and go into battle and are killed, the government has to pay $200,000 to your beneficiaries. If you don't have GI insurance, and you do go into battle and get killed, the government only has to pay a max of $6000."
"Now", he concluded,"which bunch do you think they are going to send into battle first?"
Coincidentally, Friday Fever issue 13 is released in conjunction with the date, Friday 13th!
Hereby wishing you the best of luck today!
Pleasant friday everyone!
Regards from your wisest most talented and astonishing leader,
Felix
Friday, November 6, 2009
Friday Fever 12
Good morning friday!
Do remind yourself to take a break and move away from your stressful workloads at times. If you've been working hard, you definitely deserve that rest! (Meaning val u gotta study harder even more! Hahaahs)
There's a Scottish man, an Englishman and an Irishman. They've got lost in a massive forest and are cold, hungry and thirsty. The Englishman finds a nun's convent and thinks great, a bed and some food. He knocks on the door and a nun invites him in, they are all very welcoming and give him food and drink. After that they sort him out with a room to use for the night.
After being asleep for a few hours he wakes up to this hideously loud thumping noise that terrifies him. He finds a nun and asks her what this terrible noise is. She replies, "I can't tell you, you're not a nun." At this, the Englishman flees the convent.
Later that night, the Scottishman comes across the convent and thinks, "great!" The nuns welcome him in and give him food and drink. Later they give him a room to spend the night in. A few hours after being asleep, he wakes up to the hideous noise. He asks one of the nuns what it is, but the nun replies, "I can't tell you, you're not a nun." At this, he leaves the convent.
Even later that night, the Irishman goes into the convent. He has food and drink, then goes to bed. During the night he wakes up to this frightening banging noise. He goes to the corridor and asks a nun what the noise is. She replies, "I can't tell you, you're not a nun!"
At this, he finds a store cupboard containing a nun's habit. He puts it on and finds a nun. He says to her, "Hello, I'm sister Riley, the new nun, can you please tell me what that terrible noise is?"
"I'll do better than that, I'll show you, follow me!" she says.
She takes him up a corridor to two big oak doors, through the doors is a long winding staircase leading to two big iron doors. Through these doors there is a massive room with a hole in the floor and a ladder leading down the hole. They go down the ladder into another room and through another door.
Then the nun says to him, "This is where the noise is coming from!"
Q: Do you know what it was? =D
Sorry I can't tell you, you're not a nun.
Pleasant friday everyone!
Regards from your wisest most talented and extraordinary leader,
Felix
Do remind yourself to take a break and move away from your stressful workloads at times. If you've been working hard, you definitely deserve that rest! (Meaning val u gotta study harder even more! Hahaahs)
There's a Scottish man, an Englishman and an Irishman. They've got lost in a massive forest and are cold, hungry and thirsty. The Englishman finds a nun's convent and thinks great, a bed and some food. He knocks on the door and a nun invites him in, they are all very welcoming and give him food and drink. After that they sort him out with a room to use for the night.
After being asleep for a few hours he wakes up to this hideously loud thumping noise that terrifies him. He finds a nun and asks her what this terrible noise is. She replies, "I can't tell you, you're not a nun." At this, the Englishman flees the convent.
Later that night, the Scottishman comes across the convent and thinks, "great!" The nuns welcome him in and give him food and drink. Later they give him a room to spend the night in. A few hours after being asleep, he wakes up to the hideous noise. He asks one of the nuns what it is, but the nun replies, "I can't tell you, you're not a nun." At this, he leaves the convent.
Even later that night, the Irishman goes into the convent. He has food and drink, then goes to bed. During the night he wakes up to this frightening banging noise. He goes to the corridor and asks a nun what the noise is. She replies, "I can't tell you, you're not a nun!"
At this, he finds a store cupboard containing a nun's habit. He puts it on and finds a nun. He says to her, "Hello, I'm sister Riley, the new nun, can you please tell me what that terrible noise is?"
"I'll do better than that, I'll show you, follow me!" she says.
She takes him up a corridor to two big oak doors, through the doors is a long winding staircase leading to two big iron doors. Through these doors there is a massive room with a hole in the floor and a ladder leading down the hole. They go down the ladder into another room and through another door.
Then the nun says to him, "This is where the noise is coming from!"
Q: Do you know what it was? =D
Sorry I can't tell you, you're not a nun.
Pleasant friday everyone!
Regards from your wisest most talented and extraordinary leader,
Felix