Friday Fever 60

Good afternoon friday!

There was a bus driver notorious for reckless driving. One fine day, he had only 1 passenger on board - a priest. Unfortunately, the bus driver while doing a sharp turn, lost control of the bus and sent the bus off a steep cliff. Needless to say, both of them died.

At the pearly gates, St Peter checked the records and told the priest, "You shall reside in the middle class section in heaven like most others, based on the fact that you dedicated your life to spread the word."

The priest felt pleased that he earned a place in heaven.

Saint Peter then turned to the bus driver and said, "As for you, you qualify for upper class."

The priest was astounded. He questioned. "Hey, there must be a mistake! This driver drives madly and puts the lives of his passengers at risk. In fact, it is because of him that the both of us are here! And now he actually qualified for upper class in heaven!? When I am only middle class!?"

Saint Peter answered, "Hey... let me tell you why... when you preach, everyone falls asleep. But when this guy drives, everyone starts to pray."

Pleasant day ahead everyone!

Regards from your wisest most talented and forthcoming leader,
Felix