Good morning friday!
Early one morning, a mother went in to wake up her son. "Wake up son! It's time to go to school!"
"But why mom, I don't want to go!"
"Give me 2 reasons why you don't want to go."
"Well, the kids hate me for one, and the teachers hate me too!"
"Oh, that's no reason not to go to school. Come on now and get ready!"
"Give me 2 reasons why I should go to school."
"Well, for one, you're 52 years old. And for another, you're the principal!"
Pleasant friday ahead everyone!
Regards from your wisest most talented and fantastic leader,
Felix
Friday, October 29, 2010
Friday, October 22, 2010
Friday Fever 62
Good afternoon friday!
An applicant was filling out a job application.
When he came to the question,
"Have you ever been arrested?"
He answered, "No."
The next question, intended for people who had answered in affirmative to the preceding one, was "Why?"
The applicant answered it anyway, "Never got caught."
Pleasant friday ahead, everyone!
Regards from your witty most talented and amazing leader,
Felix
An applicant was filling out a job application.
When he came to the question,
"Have you ever been arrested?"
He answered, "No."
The next question, intended for people who had answered in affirmative to the preceding one, was "Why?"
The applicant answered it anyway, "Never got caught."
Pleasant friday ahead, everyone!
Regards from your witty most talented and amazing leader,
Felix
Friday, October 15, 2010
Friday Fever 61
Good morning friday!
Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmaribgde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat lteters be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a total mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Pnlseaat fdairy eynoevre!
Regards from your wisest most talented and amazing leader,
Felix
Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmaribgde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat lteters be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a total mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Pnlseaat fdairy eynoevre!
Regards from your wisest most talented and amazing leader,
Felix
Friday, October 8, 2010
Friday Fever 60
Good afternoon friday!
There was a bus driver notorious for reckless driving. One fine day, he had only 1 passenger on board - a priest. Unfortunately, the bus driver while doing a sharp turn, lost control of the bus and sent the bus off a steep cliff. Needless to say, both of them died.
At the pearly gates, St Peter checked the records and told the priest, "You shall reside in the middle class section in heaven like most others, based on the fact that you dedicated your life to spread the word."
The priest felt pleased that he earned a place in heaven.
Saint Peter then turned to the bus driver and said, "As for you, you qualify for upper class."
The priest was astounded. He questioned. "Hey, there must be a mistake! This driver drives madly and puts the lives of his passengers at risk. In fact, it is because of him that the both of us are here! And now he actually qualified for upper class in heaven!? When I am only middle class!?"
Saint Peter answered, "Hey... let me tell you why... when you preach, everyone falls asleep. But when this guy drives, everyone starts to pray."
Pleasant day ahead everyone!
Regards from your wisest most talented and forthcoming leader,
Felix
There was a bus driver notorious for reckless driving. One fine day, he had only 1 passenger on board - a priest. Unfortunately, the bus driver while doing a sharp turn, lost control of the bus and sent the bus off a steep cliff. Needless to say, both of them died.
At the pearly gates, St Peter checked the records and told the priest, "You shall reside in the middle class section in heaven like most others, based on the fact that you dedicated your life to spread the word."
The priest felt pleased that he earned a place in heaven.
Saint Peter then turned to the bus driver and said, "As for you, you qualify for upper class."
The priest was astounded. He questioned. "Hey, there must be a mistake! This driver drives madly and puts the lives of his passengers at risk. In fact, it is because of him that the both of us are here! And now he actually qualified for upper class in heaven!? When I am only middle class!?"
Saint Peter answered, "Hey... let me tell you why... when you preach, everyone falls asleep. But when this guy drives, everyone starts to pray."
Pleasant day ahead everyone!
Regards from your wisest most talented and forthcoming leader,
Felix
Friday, October 1, 2010
Friday Fever 59
Good morning friday!
World-famous boxer Mohamed Ali once boarded a plane on a trip to San Fransisco. While all the other passengers buckled up for safety before take-off, he was the only one who sat casually without putting his safety belt on.
An air stewardess came up to him and said smiling, "I'm sorry, we'll be taking off soon, would you please buckle your safety belt?"
Ali, in a haughty tone boasted, "Superman doesn't need safety belts."
The stewardess, still smiling, said, "But superman doesn't need airplanes either."
Pleasant friday everyone!
Regards from your witty most talented and hardworking leader,
Felix
World-famous boxer Mohamed Ali once boarded a plane on a trip to San Fransisco. While all the other passengers buckled up for safety before take-off, he was the only one who sat casually without putting his safety belt on.
An air stewardess came up to him and said smiling, "I'm sorry, we'll be taking off soon, would you please buckle your safety belt?"
Ali, in a haughty tone boasted, "Superman doesn't need safety belts."
The stewardess, still smiling, said, "But superman doesn't need airplanes either."
Pleasant friday everyone!
Regards from your witty most talented and hardworking leader,
Felix