Friday Fever 57

Good morning friday!

Three men were traveling the amazon: a canadian, an american and a mexican.
They got captured by a fierce tribe of amazons.

The tribe leader tells them they will be whipped for entering their territory. But they were given a chance to put something behind their backs before that, and if they can survive the 10 painful whips, they will be released.

He asks the canadian, "What do you want on your back before whipping?"

The canadian responds, "I will take oil!"

So the amazons applied oil on his back, and a large amazon whips him 10 times. But when he is finished, the canadian has these huge welts on his back, and he can hardly move.

The amazons haul the canadian away, and the tribe chief says to the mexican, "Now, what do you want on your back?"

"I will take nothing! I will take the whips like a real man!" shouted the mexican, and he boldly stands there taking his 10 lashings without a single flinch.

The tribe chief is rather impressed. He turns to the american, "It's your turn, what do you take on your back?"

"I want the mexican!" he exclaimed.

Pleasant friday everyone!

Regards from your wisest most talented and happy leader,
Felix