Friday, September 3, 2010

Friday Fever 55

Good morning friday!

Why chinese shouldn't have christian names:

Anne Chang: dirty (mandarin)
Anne Chin: keep quiet (mandarin)
Faye Chen: dusty (mandarin)
Carl Cheng: buttock (hokkien)
Monica Cheng: touch your buttocks (hokkien)
Lucy Leow: you are dead (hokkien)
Jane Tan: frying eggs (mandarin)
Suzie Leow: lose till death (hokkien)
Henry Mah: hate your mom (mandarin)
Corrine Tai: poor fellow (hokkien)
Paul Chan: bankrupt (mandarin)
Nelson Tan: bird laying eggs (mandarin)
Leslie Tong: rubbish bin (mandarin)
Carmen Teng: leg hair long (hokkien)
Connie Mah: call your mother (cantonese)
Danny See: squeeze you to death (hokkien)
Rosie Teng: screws and nails (mandarin)
Pete Tsai: nose droppings (hokkien)
Macy Koh: never die before (cantonese)

Disclaimer: These were extracts and there was no intention of insulting or causing any disrespect to anyone's name if they belong to anyone by coincidence.

Pleasant friday everyone!

Regards from your innocent kindhearted and pleasant leader,
Felix

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