Good evening friday!
Well I am terribly sorry, work just consumed my whole day today. Couldn't find time to do this.
There was a shop assistant who worked in the vegetable's section of the market. A man came in and asked to buy half a head of lettuce. The boy told him that they only sold whole heads of lettuce, but the man replied and insisted that he did not need a whole head, but only a half head.
The shop assistant said he would go ask his manager about the matter.
He said to his manager, "There's some asshole out there who wants to buy only a half a head of lettuce."
As he was almost done saying this, he turned around to find the man standing right behind him, so he added, "and this gentleman wants to buy the other half." The manager "okay-ed" the deal and the man went on his way.
Later the manager called on the assistant and said, "You almost got yourself in a lot of trouble earlier, but I must say I was impressed with the way you got yourself out of it. You think on your feet and we like that around here. Where are you from son?"
The assistant replied, "Minnesota sir."
"Oh really? Why did you leave Minnesota?" asked the manager.
The assistant replied, "Cause they're all bimbos and hockey players up there."
"Really?" replied the manager, "My wife is from Minnesota!!"
The boy instantly replied, "No kidding! Which team did she play for!?"
Pleasant evening people. Enjoy your weekends.
Regards from your wisest most talented and wonderful leader,
Felix
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