Sorry I first time bought a channel.
Very suaku I know. So must haolian !
;yay !
Just nice I try to enter then just nice maintenance finish.
Just nice the channel finish I just nice bought it.
Omg ! ;shy.
Laspoei. (LOL)
Wednesday, March 31, 2010
My first !
Sorry I first time bought a channel.
Very suaku I know. So must haolian !
;yay !
Just nice I try to enter then just nice maintenance finish.
Just nice the channel finish I just nice bought it.
Omg ! ;shy.
Laspoei. (LOL)
Friday, March 26, 2010
Friday Fever 32
Good evening friday!
Well I am terribly sorry, work just consumed my whole day today. Couldn't find time to do this.
There was a shop assistant who worked in the vegetable's section of the market. A man came in and asked to buy half a head of lettuce. The boy told him that they only sold whole heads of lettuce, but the man replied and insisted that he did not need a whole head, but only a half head.
The shop assistant said he would go ask his manager about the matter.
He said to his manager, "There's some asshole out there who wants to buy only a half a head of lettuce."
As he was almost done saying this, he turned around to find the man standing right behind him, so he added, "and this gentleman wants to buy the other half." The manager "okay-ed" the deal and the man went on his way.
Later the manager called on the assistant and said, "You almost got yourself in a lot of trouble earlier, but I must say I was impressed with the way you got yourself out of it. You think on your feet and we like that around here. Where are you from son?"
The assistant replied, "Minnesota sir."
"Oh really? Why did you leave Minnesota?" asked the manager.
The assistant replied, "Cause they're all bimbos and hockey players up there."
"Really?" replied the manager, "My wife is from Minnesota!!"
The boy instantly replied, "No kidding! Which team did she play for!?"
Pleasant evening people. Enjoy your weekends.
Regards from your wisest most talented and wonderful leader,
Felix
Well I am terribly sorry, work just consumed my whole day today. Couldn't find time to do this.
There was a shop assistant who worked in the vegetable's section of the market. A man came in and asked to buy half a head of lettuce. The boy told him that they only sold whole heads of lettuce, but the man replied and insisted that he did not need a whole head, but only a half head.
The shop assistant said he would go ask his manager about the matter.
He said to his manager, "There's some asshole out there who wants to buy only a half a head of lettuce."
As he was almost done saying this, he turned around to find the man standing right behind him, so he added, "and this gentleman wants to buy the other half." The manager "okay-ed" the deal and the man went on his way.
Later the manager called on the assistant and said, "You almost got yourself in a lot of trouble earlier, but I must say I was impressed with the way you got yourself out of it. You think on your feet and we like that around here. Where are you from son?"
The assistant replied, "Minnesota sir."
"Oh really? Why did you leave Minnesota?" asked the manager.
The assistant replied, "Cause they're all bimbos and hockey players up there."
"Really?" replied the manager, "My wife is from Minnesota!!"
The boy instantly replied, "No kidding! Which team did she play for!?"
Pleasant evening people. Enjoy your weekends.
Regards from your wisest most talented and wonderful leader,
Felix
Friday, March 19, 2010
Friday Fever 31
Good morning friday!
Rather busy day today. =O
3 conceited managers of a company were traveling to another of their branches in Africa in an airplane.
"I can throw a $1000 bill out of the window right now and make somebody very happy," one manager broke the silence.
The second manager upon hearing this responded, "Oh yea? I can throw 10 $1000 bills and make 10 people very happy."
Not wanting to be looked down by the other 2 managers, the last manager boasted as well, "That's nothing. I can throw 100 of those $1000 bills and make 100 people very happy!"
Hearing their exchange, the pilot rolled his eyes and said to the co-pilot.
"Such big shots back there. Shit, I could throw all of them out the window right now and make a few thousand people very very happy."
Happy birthday to elaine!
Pleasant friday everyone!
Regards from your wisest most talented and superb leader,
Felix
Rather busy day today. =O
3 conceited managers of a company were traveling to another of their branches in Africa in an airplane.
"I can throw a $1000 bill out of the window right now and make somebody very happy," one manager broke the silence.
The second manager upon hearing this responded, "Oh yea? I can throw 10 $1000 bills and make 10 people very happy."
Not wanting to be looked down by the other 2 managers, the last manager boasted as well, "That's nothing. I can throw 100 of those $1000 bills and make 100 people very happy!"
Hearing their exchange, the pilot rolled his eyes and said to the co-pilot.
"Such big shots back there. Shit, I could throw all of them out the window right now and make a few thousand people very very happy."
Happy birthday to elaine!
Pleasant friday everyone!
Regards from your wisest most talented and superb leader,
Felix
Friday, March 12, 2010
Friday Fever 30
Good morning friday!
It was the final examination for an introductory Biology course at the local university. Like many such freshman courses, it was designed to weed out new students, having over 500 students in the class!
The examination was two hours long, and exam booklets were provided. The professor was very strict and told the class that any exam that was not on his desk in exactly two hours would not be accepted and the student would fail.
Half of an hour into the exam, a student came rushing in and asked the professor for an exam booklet.
"You're not going to have time to finish this," the professor stated sarcastically as he handed the student a booklet.
"Yes I will," replied the student.
He then took a seat and began writing. After two hours, the professor called for the exams, and the students filed up and handed them in. All except the late student, who continued writing.
An hour later, the last student came up to the professor who was sitting at his desk preparing for his next class. He attempted to put his exam on the stack of exam booklets already there.
"No you don't, I'm not going to accept that. It's late."
The student looked incredulous and angry. "Do you know who I am?"
"No, as a matter of fact I don't," replied the professor with an air of sarcasm in his voice.
"You don't know who I am!?" the student asked again in a louder voice, sounding arrogant.
"No, and I don't care." replied the professor with an air of superiority.
"Good," replied the student, who quickly lifted the stack of completed exams, stuffed his in the middle, and walked out of the room.
Pleasant friday everyone!
Regards from your wisest most talented and extraordinary leader,
Felix
It was the final examination for an introductory Biology course at the local university. Like many such freshman courses, it was designed to weed out new students, having over 500 students in the class!
The examination was two hours long, and exam booklets were provided. The professor was very strict and told the class that any exam that was not on his desk in exactly two hours would not be accepted and the student would fail.
Half of an hour into the exam, a student came rushing in and asked the professor for an exam booklet.
"You're not going to have time to finish this," the professor stated sarcastically as he handed the student a booklet.
"Yes I will," replied the student.
He then took a seat and began writing. After two hours, the professor called for the exams, and the students filed up and handed them in. All except the late student, who continued writing.
An hour later, the last student came up to the professor who was sitting at his desk preparing for his next class. He attempted to put his exam on the stack of exam booklets already there.
"No you don't, I'm not going to accept that. It's late."
The student looked incredulous and angry. "Do you know who I am?"
"No, as a matter of fact I don't," replied the professor with an air of sarcasm in his voice.
"You don't know who I am!?" the student asked again in a louder voice, sounding arrogant.
"No, and I don't care." replied the professor with an air of superiority.
"Good," replied the student, who quickly lifted the stack of completed exams, stuffed his in the middle, and walked out of the room.
Pleasant friday everyone!
Regards from your wisest most talented and extraordinary leader,
Felix
Friday, March 5, 2010
Friday Fever 29
Good morning friday!
The owner of a large factory decided to make a surprise visit and check up on his staff. Walking though the plant, he noticed a young man leaning lazily against a post.
"Just how much are you being paid a week?" Said the owner angrily.
"Three hundred bucks," replied the young man.
Taking out a fold of bills from his wallet, the owner counted out $300, slapped the money into the boy's hands, and said "Here's a week's pay, now get out and don't come back!"
Turning to one of the supervisors, he asked "How long has that lazy bum been working here anyway?"
"He doesn't work here," said the supervisor". "He was just here to deliver pizza!"
Wishing everyone a pleasant friday!
Cheers!
Regards from your wisest most talented and extraordinary leader,
Felix
The owner of a large factory decided to make a surprise visit and check up on his staff. Walking though the plant, he noticed a young man leaning lazily against a post.
"Just how much are you being paid a week?" Said the owner angrily.
"Three hundred bucks," replied the young man.
Taking out a fold of bills from his wallet, the owner counted out $300, slapped the money into the boy's hands, and said "Here's a week's pay, now get out and don't come back!"
Turning to one of the supervisors, he asked "How long has that lazy bum been working here anyway?"
"He doesn't work here," said the supervisor". "He was just here to deliver pizza!"
Wishing everyone a pleasant friday!
Cheers!
Regards from your wisest most talented and extraordinary leader,
Felix