Good morning friday!
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing "love" stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. He then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying scent all over them. His curiousity gets the better of him and he goes up to the balding man and asks him what he's doing.
"I'm sending out 1000 valentine day cards signed, 'Guess who?'"
"But why?" asks the man.
"I'm a divorce lawyer."
It's nearing cny. I hereby wish you all a marvelous reap of hongbaos.
Happy cny! Huat ah!
Pleasant friday everyone!
Regards from your wisest most talented and witty leader,
Felix
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