Good morning friday!
I'm sure the ones taking exams are done with them. Have a good break and enjoy your holidays!
A blonde wanted to disprove the hypothesis that "blondes are dumb". So she grabbed a world map and started memorising the capitals of every country.
Feeling confident after several months of intensive studying, she organised a massive press conference to show off her intelligence.
A renowned geographer was there to test the blonde of her geographical knowledge.
And so he asked her, "What is the capital of Thailand?"
Without hesitation, she replied, "T!"
Pleasant friday everyone!
Regards from your wisest most talented and fantastic leader,
Felix
Friday, February 26, 2010
Friday, February 19, 2010
Friday Fever 27
Good morning friday!
I am a medical student currently doing a rotation in toxicology at the poison control center. Today, this woman called in very upset because she caught her little daughter eating ants. I quickly assured her that the ants are not harmful and there would be no need to bring her daughter in to the hospital. She calmed down and at the end of the conversation happened to mention that she gave her daughter some ant poison to eat in order to kill the ants. I told her that she had better bring her daughter into the emergency room right away.
Wishing everyone a pleasant friday!
Regards from your wisest most gifted and amazing leader,
Felix
I am a medical student currently doing a rotation in toxicology at the poison control center. Today, this woman called in very upset because she caught her little daughter eating ants. I quickly assured her that the ants are not harmful and there would be no need to bring her daughter in to the hospital. She calmed down and at the end of the conversation happened to mention that she gave her daughter some ant poison to eat in order to kill the ants. I told her that she had better bring her daughter into the emergency room right away.
Wishing everyone a pleasant friday!
Regards from your wisest most gifted and amazing leader,
Felix
Sunday, February 14, 2010
Happy θ Year !
Yoyoyo !
Although many of us are busy gambling & collecting angbaos on this day..
And some are busy spamming bakuas ?! o_o
Anyway, wish all of you huat on this day !
Moi is off to Malaysia to spend my εδΊ tmr.
Don't too miss me k ! :D
Signing off with infinite LOVE,
Laspbelly ♥.
Happy CNY & Vday to all my beloved Friday members ! ♥
Sorry ah
I mega abit off time. D:
And and, why isnt the ss of girls pwning posted up ? :(
Although many of us are busy gambling & collecting angbaos on this day..
And some are busy spamming bakuas ?! o_o
Anyway, wish all of you huat on this day !
Moi is off to Malaysia to spend my εδΊ tmr.
Don't too miss me k ! :D
Signing off with infinite LOVE,
Laspbelly ♥.
Roar of the Tiger
It's the chinese new year!
Some little reunion in audi. Well, not everyone, but does feel kinda warming all of a sudden to be playing team cc4 against each other again. hahahas.
Owning the floor. =O
Secondly, taking the chance to congratulate zh and cel for their max ring, acquired a few days ago. Their tagging finally paid off!
Lastly, I want to thank everyone's efforts in contributing to earning fp for friday!
We crossed the 5 digit milestone! 10k fp!
Really, we are moving mountains. hahas.
Alrights, hereby wishing everyone a happy lunar new year, a wonderful valentine's day, and a fantastic total defence day!
Do have fun, but bear in mind safety too. =)
Regards,
Felix
Some little reunion in audi. Well, not everyone, but does feel kinda warming all of a sudden to be playing team cc4 against each other again. hahahas.
Owning the floor. =OSecondly, taking the chance to congratulate zh and cel for their max ring, acquired a few days ago. Their tagging finally paid off!
Lastly, I want to thank everyone's efforts in contributing to earning fp for friday!
We crossed the 5 digit milestone! 10k fp!
Really, we are moving mountains. hahas.
Alrights, hereby wishing everyone a happy lunar new year, a wonderful valentine's day, and a fantastic total defence day!
Do have fun, but bear in mind safety too. =)
Regards,
Felix
Friday, February 12, 2010
Friday Fever 26
Good morning friday!
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing "love" stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. He then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying scent all over them. His curiousity gets the better of him and he goes up to the balding man and asks him what he's doing.
"I'm sending out 1000 valentine day cards signed, 'Guess who?'"
"But why?" asks the man.
"I'm a divorce lawyer."
It's nearing cny. I hereby wish you all a marvelous reap of hongbaos.
Happy cny! Huat ah!
Pleasant friday everyone!
Regards from your wisest most talented and witty leader,
Felix
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing "love" stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. He then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying scent all over them. His curiousity gets the better of him and he goes up to the balding man and asks him what he's doing.
"I'm sending out 1000 valentine day cards signed, 'Guess who?'"
"But why?" asks the man.
"I'm a divorce lawyer."
It's nearing cny. I hereby wish you all a marvelous reap of hongbaos.
Happy cny! Huat ah!
Pleasant friday everyone!
Regards from your wisest most talented and witty leader,
Felix
Friday, February 5, 2010
Friday Fever 25
Good afternoon friday!
Guess who just woke up. Hurs. This friday is stuck between 2 birthdays - vil and zh. Well, happy birthdays!
Once upon a time a very rich man invited all the young men in town for a party by the poolside. He announced to all that whoever can swim from one end of the pool to the other will be granted whatever he wishes.
All the men took off their trousers and moved to the edge of the pool.
Then the rich man added, "but there are a couple of hungry crocodiles inside and they haven't been fed for a week."
All the men stepped back from the edge of the pool and put their trousers back.
Nobody wanted to dive in any longer. The rich man laughed. He turned and attempted to walk away.
But suddenly, there was a splash. One man swam furiously to the other end of the pool like a torpedo. He could have beaten Phelps.
The crowd clapped and cheered as the young man clambered to safe ground.
Astonished, the rich man congratulated him, "Well done young man! Now what do you want? A million dollars?"
The young man shook his head, panting profusely while trying to regain his breath.
"Do you want to marry my daughter?" The rich man heartily laughed at the ambitious youngster, surprised.
Again the young man shook his head, still gasping for air.
"What do you want then? Tell me!" The rich man could not think of anything else to give him.
The young man exclaimed, "I just want the @#$%&! who pushed me into the pool!"
Faced with a big problem, sometimes we just need a push from others before we can overcome it, don't we?
Pleasant friday everyone!
Regards from your wisest most encouraging and supreme leader,
Felix
Guess who just woke up. Hurs. This friday is stuck between 2 birthdays - vil and zh. Well, happy birthdays!
Once upon a time a very rich man invited all the young men in town for a party by the poolside. He announced to all that whoever can swim from one end of the pool to the other will be granted whatever he wishes.
All the men took off their trousers and moved to the edge of the pool.
Then the rich man added, "but there are a couple of hungry crocodiles inside and they haven't been fed for a week."
All the men stepped back from the edge of the pool and put their trousers back.
Nobody wanted to dive in any longer. The rich man laughed. He turned and attempted to walk away.
But suddenly, there was a splash. One man swam furiously to the other end of the pool like a torpedo. He could have beaten Phelps.
The crowd clapped and cheered as the young man clambered to safe ground.
Astonished, the rich man congratulated him, "Well done young man! Now what do you want? A million dollars?"
The young man shook his head, panting profusely while trying to regain his breath.
"Do you want to marry my daughter?" The rich man heartily laughed at the ambitious youngster, surprised.
Again the young man shook his head, still gasping for air.
"What do you want then? Tell me!" The rich man could not think of anything else to give him.
The young man exclaimed, "I just want the @#$%&! who pushed me into the pool!"
Faced with a big problem, sometimes we just need a push from others before we can overcome it, don't we?
Pleasant friday everyone!
Regards from your wisest most encouraging and supreme leader,
Felix