Friday Fever 21

Good morning friday!

One day, all the blondes in the world were present at this huge stadium. Right in the centre stage, the president of the blonde society was holding a microphone.

Blonde president: "Today, we are gathered here for an important event! We will prove to the world that we, blondes, are not as stupid as they say!"

The whole stadium clapped and cheered.

Blonde President: "Now, I shall choose one of you randomly to ask a simple question. She will answer it correctly and prove that blondes are not stupid!

The stadium of blondes cheered even louder. And so a blonde was chosen out of the thousands and was brought to the stage.

Blonde President: "The question is, what is 1+1?"

Blonde girl: "Erms.. 5?"

The crowd turned silent suddenly at her answer. After awhile, they began chanting, "GIVE HER A CHANCE! GIVE HER A CHANCE!"

Blonde President: "Alright, we shall give her another chance!"

The crowd cheers!

Blonde President: "What is 1+1?"

Blonde Girl: "Errrs.. Isit 3?"

Again, the crowd went silent at her answer. Then they chanted again, "GIVE HER A CHANCE! GIVE HER A CHANCE!"

Blonde President: "Very well! We will let her try again!"

The crowd goes wild!

Blonde President: "What is 1+1?"

Blonde Girl: "I'm not sure but.. Is it 2?"

The crowd goes silent once more..

Then starts chanting, "GIVE HER A CHANCE! GIVE HER A CHANCE!"

Alright, pleasant friday people!

Regards from your wisest most talented and spectacular leader,
Felix