Good morning friday!
In a terrible accident at a railroad crossing, a train smashed into a car and pushed it nearly four hundred yards down the track. Though no one was killed, the driver took the train company to court.
At the trial, the engineer of the train company insisted that he had given the driver ample warning by waving his lantern back and forth for nearly a minute. He even stood and convincingly demonstrated how he had done it. The court believed his story, and the suit was dismissed.
"Congratulations," the lawyer said to the engineer when it was over. "You did superbly under cross-examination."
"Thanks," he said, "but he sure had me worried."
"How's that?" the lawyer asked.
"I was afraid he was going to ask if the damned lantern was lit!"
It's coming to the end of january. Wishing you all a pleasant friday!
Regards from your wisest most talented and witty leader,
Felix
Friday, January 29, 2010
Thursday, January 28, 2010
Smexy Solo !
Possessing a red rank aint anything great.
Of cause, having a pair of wings does not necessarily make u fly !
Brought to you by the one that cant fly with wings. D:
(I will own one day !)
Friday, January 22, 2010
Friday Fever 23
Good morning friday!
A college physics professor was explaining a particularly complicated concept to his class when a pre-med student interrupted him.
"Why do we have to learn this stuff?" The young man blurted out.
"To save lives," the professor responded before continuing the lecture.
A few minutes later the student spoke up again. "So how does physics save lives?"
The professor stared at the student for a long time. "Physics saves lives," he said, "because it keeps the idiots out of medical school."
It's raining a gloomy morning. But still, pleasant friday everyone!
Regards from your wisest most talented and extraordinary leader,
Felix
A college physics professor was explaining a particularly complicated concept to his class when a pre-med student interrupted him.
"Why do we have to learn this stuff?" The young man blurted out.
"To save lives," the professor responded before continuing the lecture.
A few minutes later the student spoke up again. "So how does physics save lives?"
The professor stared at the student for a long time. "Physics saves lives," he said, "because it keeps the idiots out of medical school."
It's raining a gloomy morning. But still, pleasant friday everyone!
Regards from your wisest most talented and extraordinary leader,
Felix
Friday, January 15, 2010
Friday Fever 22
Good morning friday!
Discussion on phone bills
The phone bill was exceptionally high and the man of the house called for a family meeting.
Dad: People, this is unacceptable. You've got to limit the use of the phone. I do not use this phone. I use the one at the office.
Mom: Same here, I hardly use our home telephone as I use my work telephone.
Son: Me too, I never use it at all. I always call using my company mobile.
Maid: So what's the problem here? We all use our workplace telephones.
Alot of work for me! Pleasant friday everyone!
Regards from your witty most brilliant and amazing leader,
Felix
Discussion on phone bills
The phone bill was exceptionally high and the man of the house called for a family meeting.
Dad: People, this is unacceptable. You've got to limit the use of the phone. I do not use this phone. I use the one at the office.
Mom: Same here, I hardly use our home telephone as I use my work telephone.
Son: Me too, I never use it at all. I always call using my company mobile.
Maid: So what's the problem here? We all use our workplace telephones.
Alot of work for me! Pleasant friday everyone!
Regards from your witty most brilliant and amazing leader,
Felix
Friday, January 8, 2010
Friday Fever 21
Good morning friday!
One day, all the blondes in the world were present at this huge stadium. Right in the centre stage, the president of the blonde society was holding a microphone.
Blonde president: "Today, we are gathered here for an important event! We will prove to the world that we, blondes, are not as stupid as they say!"
The whole stadium clapped and cheered.
Blonde President: "Now, I shall choose one of you randomly to ask a simple question. She will answer it correctly and prove that blondes are not stupid!
The stadium of blondes cheered even louder. And so a blonde was chosen out of the thousands and was brought to the stage.
Blonde President: "The question is, what is 1+1?"
Blonde girl: "Erms.. 5?"
The crowd turned silent suddenly at her answer. After awhile, they began chanting, "GIVE HER A CHANCE! GIVE HER A CHANCE!"
Blonde President: "Alright, we shall give her another chance!"
The crowd cheers!
Blonde President: "What is 1+1?"
Blonde Girl: "Errrs.. Isit 3?"
Again, the crowd went silent at her answer. Then they chanted again, "GIVE HER A CHANCE! GIVE HER A CHANCE!"
Blonde President: "Very well! We will let her try again!"
The crowd goes wild!
Blonde President: "What is 1+1?"
Blonde Girl: "I'm not sure but.. Is it 2?"
The crowd goes silent once more..
Then starts chanting, "GIVE HER A CHANCE! GIVE HER A CHANCE!"
Alright, pleasant friday people!
Regards from your wisest most talented and spectacular leader,
Felix
One day, all the blondes in the world were present at this huge stadium. Right in the centre stage, the president of the blonde society was holding a microphone.
Blonde president: "Today, we are gathered here for an important event! We will prove to the world that we, blondes, are not as stupid as they say!"
The whole stadium clapped and cheered.
Blonde President: "Now, I shall choose one of you randomly to ask a simple question. She will answer it correctly and prove that blondes are not stupid!
The stadium of blondes cheered even louder. And so a blonde was chosen out of the thousands and was brought to the stage.
Blonde President: "The question is, what is 1+1?"
Blonde girl: "Erms.. 5?"
The crowd turned silent suddenly at her answer. After awhile, they began chanting, "GIVE HER A CHANCE! GIVE HER A CHANCE!"
Blonde President: "Alright, we shall give her another chance!"
The crowd cheers!
Blonde President: "What is 1+1?"
Blonde Girl: "Errrs.. Isit 3?"
Again, the crowd went silent at her answer. Then they chanted again, "GIVE HER A CHANCE! GIVE HER A CHANCE!"
Blonde President: "Very well! We will let her try again!"
The crowd goes wild!
Blonde President: "What is 1+1?"
Blonde Girl: "I'm not sure but.. Is it 2?"
The crowd goes silent once more..
Then starts chanting, "GIVE HER A CHANCE! GIVE HER A CHANCE!"
Alright, pleasant friday people!
Regards from your wisest most talented and spectacular leader,
Felix
Saturday, January 2, 2010
A lesson on BERRIES !
RAWR ! Perhaps my raspberry picture is too small thats why you all mistaken it as a strawberry :@
Now let me educate you all more on berries ! ^_^
Strawberry (Walau the strawberry looks sexy ._.)
- The fruit of any stemless plant belonging to the genus Fragaria, of the rose family, consisting of an enlarged fleshy receptacle bearing achenes on its exterior.
Raspberry
- The fruit of any of several shrubs belonging to the genus Rubus, of the rose family, consisting of small and juicy red, black, or pale yellow drupelets forming a detachable cap about a convex receptacle. (Blablabla... just rmb raspberry pwns !)
Bearberry
- Any of several prostrate shrubs belonging to the genus Arctostaphylos, of the heath family, esp. A. uva-ursi, having tonic, astringent leaves and bright-red berries.
Wolfberry
- A North American shrub, Symphoricarpos occidentalis, of the honeysuckle family, having gray, hairy, egg-shaped leaves and pinkish, bell-shaped flowers, and bearing white berries. (Since when is 枸杞子 white ? o_o)
Blackberry ! [As requested]
- The fruit, black or very dark purple when ripe, of certain species of the genus Rubus.
NOTE: IT IS NOT A PHONE.
Okay ! I believe this lesson is very FRUITful because you all finally see how bearberry is like ! (Like wow !) And also, you've learnt that wolfberry is from North America and is hairy. LOL. And and ! We learnt many chim words right ? ;)
*Linglingling*(Ling ding dong ling ding dong ~) Lesson's over ! :O
Someone who pwn 13,
Now let me educate you all more on berries ! ^_^
Strawberry (Walau the strawberry looks sexy ._.)
- The fruit of any stemless plant belonging to the genus Fragaria, of the rose family, consisting of an enlarged fleshy receptacle bearing achenes on its exterior.
Raspberry
- The fruit of any of several shrubs belonging to the genus Rubus, of the rose family, consisting of small and juicy red, black, or pale yellow drupelets forming a detachable cap about a convex receptacle. (Blablabla... just rmb raspberry pwns !)
Bearberry
- Any of several prostrate shrubs belonging to the genus Arctostaphylos, of the heath family, esp. A. uva-ursi, having tonic, astringent leaves and bright-red berries.
Wolfberry
- A North American shrub, Symphoricarpos occidentalis, of the honeysuckle family, having gray, hairy, egg-shaped leaves and pinkish, bell-shaped flowers, and bearing white berries. (Since when is 枸杞子 white ? o_o)
Blackberry ! [As requested]
- The fruit, black or very dark purple when ripe, of certain species of the genus Rubus.
NOTE: IT IS NOT A PHONE.
Okay ! I believe this lesson is very FRUITful because you all finally see how bearberry is like ! (Like wow !) And also, you've learnt that wolfberry is from North America and is hairy. LOL. And and ! We learnt many chim words right ? ;)
*Linglingling*
Someone who pwn 13,
Friday, January 1, 2010
Friday Fever 20
Good morning friday!
A customer at Green's gourmet grocery marveled at the proprietor's quick wit and intelligence.
"Tell me, Green, what makes you so smart?"
"I wouldn't share my secret with just anyone," green replies, lowering his voice so the other shoppers won't hear. "But since you're a good and faithful customer, I'll let you in on it. Fish heads. You eat enough of them, you'll be positively brilliant."
"You sell them here?" The customer asks.
"Only $5 each," says green.
The customer buys three. A week later, he's back in the store complaining that the fish heads were disgusting and he isn't any smarter.
"You didn't eat enough," says green. The customer goes home with 20 more fish heads. Two weeks later, he's back and this time he's really angry.
"Hey Green," he says. "You're selling me fish heads for $5 a piece when I can buy the whole fish for $3. You're ripping me off!"
"You see?" says green. "You're smarter already."
It had been just a week since I wished everyone merry christmas. Now I hereby give you blessings for your new year. Happy 2010!
Regards from your optimistic most brilliant and cheerful leader,
Felix
A customer at Green's gourmet grocery marveled at the proprietor's quick wit and intelligence.
"Tell me, Green, what makes you so smart?"
"I wouldn't share my secret with just anyone," green replies, lowering his voice so the other shoppers won't hear. "But since you're a good and faithful customer, I'll let you in on it. Fish heads. You eat enough of them, you'll be positively brilliant."
"You sell them here?" The customer asks.
"Only $5 each," says green.
The customer buys three. A week later, he's back in the store complaining that the fish heads were disgusting and he isn't any smarter.
"You didn't eat enough," says green. The customer goes home with 20 more fish heads. Two weeks later, he's back and this time he's really angry.
"Hey Green," he says. "You're selling me fish heads for $5 a piece when I can buy the whole fish for $3. You're ripping me off!"
"You see?" says green. "You're smarter already."
It had been just a week since I wished everyone merry christmas. Now I hereby give you blessings for your new year. Happy 2010!
Regards from your optimistic most brilliant and cheerful leader,
Felix
Happy 2O1O !
HAPPY NEW YEAR FRIDAY !
Wish all of you all the very best in this new year !
Jiayou in leveling, in studies, in work, and in every thing that you do. :)
Friday HUATHUAT !
Signing off,
Wish all of you all the very best in this new year !
Jiayou in leveling, in studies, in work, and in every thing that you do. :)
Friday HUATHUAT !
Signing off,
