Okay fine, sorry, the previous mms was repeated. Ppl make mistakes okay. Even geniuses that are beyond super godlike like me. Hahahahs!
Nvm here's a test for urself see. What will u choose?
You are driving along in your car on a wild, stormy night. You pass by a bus stop, and you see 3 people waiting for the bus:
1. An old lady who looks as if she is about to die.
2. An old friend who once saved your life.
3. The perfect man (or woman) who you have been dreaming about.
Which one would you choose to offer a ride to, knowing that there could only be one passenger in your car. Think before you continue reading. This is a moral/ethical dilemma that was once actually used as part of a job application.
You could pick up the old lady, because she is going to die, and thus you should save her first;
Or you could take the old friend because he once saved your life, and this would be the perfect chance to pay him back. However, you may never be able to find your perfect dream lover again.
There was this unique answer.
That guy simply said: I would give the car keys to my old friend so he can take the old lady to the hospital while I stay behind and wait for the bus with the woman of my dreams.
Never forget to "Think outside of the Box".
Okay happy friday everyone!
Regards,
Your witty, most brilliant and encouraging leader,
Felix
Friday, September 25, 2009
Friday, September 18, 2009
Friday Fever 5
Good Morning Friday!
A poet and a scientist were travelling together on a plane. The scientist was bored and said to the poet,"hey you want to play a game? I'll ask u a question, and if you get it wrong, you give me $5. Then if you ask me a question, if I can't answer it, I'll give u $5."
The poet thought about this for a moment, but decided against it, seeing that the scientist was obviously a very clever man. He politely turned down the scientist's offer.
The scientist, who was really bored, tried again. "Look, I'll ask you a question, and if you can't answer it, you give me $5. Then you ask me a question, I can't answer it, I'll give you $50." The poet agreed. "Okay," the scientist said, "what is the exact distance between the Earth and the Moon?" The poet obviously not knowing the answer, didn't stop to think about the scientist's question. He took a $5 bill out of his pocket and handed it to the scientist.
The scientist happily accepted the bill and promptly said,"okay, now its ur turn."
The poet thought about this for a few minutes, then asked, "all right, what goes up a mountain on three legs but comes down on four?"
The bright glow quickly vanished from the scientist's face. He thought about this for a very long time, taking his notepad making numerous assumptions. He took out his laptop and searched using his multimedia encyclopedia. As the plane was landing, the scientist, still unable to give an answer, gave up. He reluctantly handed the poet a $50 bill.
The poet accepted it graciously, getting ready to leave. "Wait!" The scientist shouted, "you can't do this to me! What's the answer?" The poet looked at the scientist and calmly put a $5 bill into his hand.
Have a pleasant friday!
Those going out today enjoy yourselves!
My spirit be with you!
Regards from your witty most brilliant and encouraging leader,
Felix
A poet and a scientist were travelling together on a plane. The scientist was bored and said to the poet,"hey you want to play a game? I'll ask u a question, and if you get it wrong, you give me $5. Then if you ask me a question, if I can't answer it, I'll give u $5."
The poet thought about this for a moment, but decided against it, seeing that the scientist was obviously a very clever man. He politely turned down the scientist's offer.
The scientist, who was really bored, tried again. "Look, I'll ask you a question, and if you can't answer it, you give me $5. Then you ask me a question, I can't answer it, I'll give you $50." The poet agreed. "Okay," the scientist said, "what is the exact distance between the Earth and the Moon?" The poet obviously not knowing the answer, didn't stop to think about the scientist's question. He took a $5 bill out of his pocket and handed it to the scientist.
The scientist happily accepted the bill and promptly said,"okay, now its ur turn."
The poet thought about this for a few minutes, then asked, "all right, what goes up a mountain on three legs but comes down on four?"
The bright glow quickly vanished from the scientist's face. He thought about this for a very long time, taking his notepad making numerous assumptions. He took out his laptop and searched using his multimedia encyclopedia. As the plane was landing, the scientist, still unable to give an answer, gave up. He reluctantly handed the poet a $50 bill.
The poet accepted it graciously, getting ready to leave. "Wait!" The scientist shouted, "you can't do this to me! What's the answer?" The poet looked at the scientist and calmly put a $5 bill into his hand.
Have a pleasant friday!
Those going out today enjoy yourselves!
My spirit be with you!
Regards from your witty most brilliant and encouraging leader,
Felix
Friday, September 11, 2009
Friday Fever 4
Good Morning Friday!
A young man asked God how long a million years was to him.
God said, "A million years to you is like a single second to me."
The young man then asked God what a million dollars was to him.
God replied, "A million dollars to you is like a single penny to me."
The young man asked again, "Could I have one of your pennies?"
God smiled and said, "Certainly, just a second."
Regards,
Your witty, most brilliant and encouraging leader,
Felix
A young man asked God how long a million years was to him.
God said, "A million years to you is like a single second to me."
The young man then asked God what a million dollars was to him.
God replied, "A million dollars to you is like a single penny to me."
The young man asked again, "Could I have one of your pennies?"
God smiled and said, "Certainly, just a second."
Regards,
Your witty, most brilliant and encouraging leader,
Felix
Friday, September 4, 2009
Friday Fever 3
Good Morning Friday!
The US aircraft carrier USS Lincoln was sailing in the sea one day when something turned up on its radar. The captain went up to the intercomm.
Captain: This is the USS Lincoln. You are currently on a collision course with us. Adjust your heading 15 degrees starboard.
Unknown body: This is the St Patrick. Kindly adjust your heading 15 degrees port.
Captain (abit angry): This is the US aircraft carrier USS Lincoln! Adjust your heading 15 degrees starboard.
Unknown body: This is the St Patrick. Kindly adjust your heading 15 degrees port.
Captain (very angry): This is the US aircraft carrier USS Lincoln! We are carrying 20 F16 fighter jets, 20 F22 raptors, 5 heavy machine guns and 100 missiles! I repeat again, adjust your heading 15 degrees starboard before I call a full strike on you!!!
Unknown body: This is the St Patrick's lighthouse. Your call.
Regards,
Your witty, most brilliant and encouraging leader,
Felix
The US aircraft carrier USS Lincoln was sailing in the sea one day when something turned up on its radar. The captain went up to the intercomm.
Captain: This is the USS Lincoln. You are currently on a collision course with us. Adjust your heading 15 degrees starboard.
Unknown body: This is the St Patrick. Kindly adjust your heading 15 degrees port.
Captain (abit angry): This is the US aircraft carrier USS Lincoln! Adjust your heading 15 degrees starboard.
Unknown body: This is the St Patrick. Kindly adjust your heading 15 degrees port.
Captain (very angry): This is the US aircraft carrier USS Lincoln! We are carrying 20 F16 fighter jets, 20 F22 raptors, 5 heavy machine guns and 100 missiles! I repeat again, adjust your heading 15 degrees starboard before I call a full strike on you!!!
Unknown body: This is the St Patrick's lighthouse. Your call.
Regards,
Your witty, most brilliant and encouraging leader,
Felix