Good Morning Friday!
Just to make sure your brains are functioning at tip top condition especially when some of you have to study for exams while others need to do work meticulously.
Here's something to stimulate your braincells.
1)
Man
----
Board
Ans: man overboard
2)
Stand
----
i
Ans: I understand
Okay, get the drift?
Let's try several more now and see how you fare!
3)
/r/e/a/d/i/n/g
Ans: Reading in between the lines.
4)
R
ROAD
A
D
Ans: Crossroad
5)
Cycle
Cycle
Cycle
Ans: tricycle
6)
T
O
W
N
Ans: downtown
7)
Le/
/vel
Ans: split level
8)
0
----
M.D
Ph.D
Ans: two degrees below zero
9)
Knee
----
Light
Ans: neon light (knee on light)
10)
ii ii
---
o o
Ans: circles under the eyes
11)
Dice
Dice
Ans: paradise
12)
T
O
U
C
H
Ans: touchdown!
13)
Ground
-----
Feet
Feet
Feet
Feet
Feet
Feet
Ans: six feet underground
14)
ecnalg
Ans: backward glance
15)
Death Life
Ans: life after death
16)
THINK
Ans: think big!
And here's the last one,
17)
abababbabaababbaabbabbbaba
Ans: long time no see~
So I hope everyone's doing fine today!
For those having holidays, enjoy them! For those working/studying, jy!
Regards from your wisest most talented and magnificent leader,
Felix
Friday, August 28, 2009
Friday, August 21, 2009
Friday Fever 1
Good Morning Friday!
I went to the mall the other day and was only inside for 5 minutes.
When I got out, I saw this carpark attendant writing out a ticket, so I went over and said to him,"C'mon man, give me a break."
He totally ignored me, finished writing the ticket and placed it on the windscreen of the car, so I called him a pencil necked nazi.
He glared at me and started writing out another ticket.
So I called him a piece of horseshit.
He started on a third ticket.
The more I verbally insulted him, the more tickets he wrote out.
I didn't care.
My car was parked around the other corner.
I try to have a little fun each day. Its important.
The people with whom we travel are much more important than the places to which we travel.
Regards,
Your witty, most brilliant and encouraging leader,
Felix
I went to the mall the other day and was only inside for 5 minutes.
When I got out, I saw this carpark attendant writing out a ticket, so I went over and said to him,"C'mon man, give me a break."
He totally ignored me, finished writing the ticket and placed it on the windscreen of the car, so I called him a pencil necked nazi.
He glared at me and started writing out another ticket.
So I called him a piece of horseshit.
He started on a third ticket.
The more I verbally insulted him, the more tickets he wrote out.
I didn't care.
My car was parked around the other corner.
I try to have a little fun each day. Its important.
The people with whom we travel are much more important than the places to which we travel.
Regards,
Your witty, most brilliant and encouraging leader,
Felix