Good evening friday!
A teacher, thief and a lawyer died and went to heaven.
When they got there, they were stopped by St. Peter, who then said to them, “Sorry, heaven’s crowding up, so you need to answer a question correctly, or else you can’t get in.”
He looked at the teacher, and asked her, “What was the name of the famous ocean-liner that sank after hitting an iceberg?”
“Oh, that’s easy,” the teacher replied, “the Titanic.”
So St. Peter let her into heaven.
Next, he turned to the thief. “How many people died on that ship?” St. Peter asked.
“Oooh, that’s tough, but I saw the movie, and it was 1, 500.”
St. Peter stepped away and the thief walked into heaven.
Finally, St. Peter turned to the lawyer. He simply said to him: “Name them.”
Pleasant friday and enjoy your weekends everyone!
Regards from your witty most talented and busy leader,
Felix
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