Friday Fever 109

Good morning friday!

Please use the word, literally, correctly:

-the oatmeal comics

Pleasant friday everyone!

Regards from your wisest most talented and literal genius leader,
Felix

Friday Fever 108

Good morning friday!

A doctor and a lawyer met at a party. Their conversation was interrupted repeatedly by guests asking the doctor for medical advice. Finally, the exasperated doctor turned to the lawyer and said, "Tell me, what do you do to stop people from asking you for legal advice when you're out of the office?"

"When they ask, I give them advice", replied the lawyer, "and then I send them a bill in the morning."

The doctor decided to take the lawyer's advice and for the rest of the evening wrote down the names and addresses of everyone who approached him for advice. The next morning
he took out the list, just as his secretary walked into his office and handed him a bill from the lawyer.


Pleasant friday everyone!

Regards from your wisest most talented and amazing leader,
Felix

Friday Fever 107

Good morning friday!

Things You'd Love To Say (But Don't Dare)

I can see your point, but I still think you're full of crap.

I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.

How about never? Is never good for you?

I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.

I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to worship me.

I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.

I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message.

I don't work here. I'm a consultant.

It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word you're saying.

Ahhh...I see the screw-up fairy has visited us again...

I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.

You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.

I have plenty of talent and vision, I just don't give a darn.

Visualizing? I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.

I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you being competent.

Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.

The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.

Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.


Pleasant friday everyone!

Regards from your wisest most talented and awesome leader,
Felix

Friday Fever 106

Good morning friday!

Bringing back memories,


Pleasant friday everyone!

Regards from your wisest most talented and witty leader,
Felix