Friday, December 30, 2011

Friday Fever 124

Good afternoon friday!

Today's article is for dj:

How did the fight start?

I rear-ended a car this morning. So, there we were alongside the road and slowly the other driver got out of his car. You know how sometimes you just get sooooo stressed and little things just seem funny?

Yeah, well I couldn't believe it... he was a DWARF!!!

He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted, "I AM NOT HAPPY!!!"

So I looked down at him and said, "Well, then which one are you?"

And that's how the fight started...


Pleasant friday everyone!

Regards from your wisest most talented and amazing leader,
Felix

Friday, December 23, 2011

Friday Fever 123

Good morning friday!

So this was in the news...


Merry Christmas in the jail cell. =(

No pleasant friday everyone.
No pass go.
No collect $200.

Regards from your wisest most talented and good-boy leader,
Felix

Friday, December 16, 2011

Friday Fever 122

Good evening friday!

Why did they let the turkey join the band?
Because he had the drumsticks.

Pleasant friday everyone!

Regards from your wisest most talented and amazing leader,
Felix

Friday, December 9, 2011

Friday Fever 121

Good evening friday!

Let's welcome the festive occasion!

Pleasant friday everyone!

Regards from your wisest most talented and super leader,
Felix

Friday, December 2, 2011

Friday Fever 120

Good afternoon friday!

So I was looking at this picture of people doing the "peace" sign, posing for the picture taken by the camera while they rode the rollercoaster, and I wondered, "how would they know when the camera is going to take their picture?"

Then I enlightened myself, "that's right, they posed throughout the ride."

Pleasant friday everyone!

Regards from your wisest most talented and amazing leader,
Felix