Good morning friday!
After directory assistance gave me my boyfriend's new telephone number, I dialed him -- and got a woman.
"Is Mike there?" I asked.
"He's in the shower," she responded.
"Please tell him his girlfriend called," I said and hung up.
When he didn't return the call, I dialed again. This time a man answered. "This is Mike," he said.
"You're not my boyfriend!" I exclaimed.
"I know!" He replied. "That's what I've been trying to tell my wife for the past half-hour!"
Pleasant friday everyone!
Regards from your wisest most talented and hardworking leader,
Felix
Friday, February 25, 2011
Friday, February 18, 2011
Friday Fever 79
Good evening friday!
One morning in a posh hotel breakfast room, a guest called over the head waiter. "Good morning, sir! I'd like to order two boiled eggs, one of them so undercooked that it's
runny, and the other so overcooked that it's tough. I also want some rubbery bacon, burnt toast, and butter that's so cold it's impossible to spread. Finally, I'll have a pot of extra-weak coffee, served at room temperature."
The bewildered waiter almost stuttered. "Sir! We cannot serve such an awful breakfast to you here!"
"Why not?" the guest replied. "That's what I got here yesterday!"
Pleasant friday everyone!!
Regards from your wisest most talented and fantastic leader,
Felix
One morning in a posh hotel breakfast room, a guest called over the head waiter. "Good morning, sir! I'd like to order two boiled eggs, one of them so undercooked that it's
runny, and the other so overcooked that it's tough. I also want some rubbery bacon, burnt toast, and butter that's so cold it's impossible to spread. Finally, I'll have a pot of extra-weak coffee, served at room temperature."
The bewildered waiter almost stuttered. "Sir! We cannot serve such an awful breakfast to you here!"
"Why not?" the guest replied. "That's what I got here yesterday!"
Pleasant friday everyone!!
Regards from your wisest most talented and fantastic leader,
Felix
Friday, February 11, 2011
Friday Fever 78
Good morning friday!
Here's another encore joke! I realised I had published the previous one before. woops! But this is one of my favourites! And though I could not find the joke again, I decided to retype it still. lol.
It was a cold winter night and everyone on the streets had retired back to their homes to celebrate christmas with sumptous feasts.
I was returning from a day of hard work when I noticed a small boy weeping silently at the corner of an alley. I decided to walk up and figure out what happened.
"Something wrong, kid?" I knelt down beside him, patting his head.
He looked up with solemn red eyes, effects of the sustained crying, and explained to me, "My mom had been working very hard so we could have a better dinner for christmas tonight. But she came down with a fever and so I was tasked to buy some food back with the hundred dollars she gave me. On my way to town, someone robbed me of the fifty I was carrying in my hand. Now I only have half remaining and I cant buy enough food back for my four other younger brothers and sisters."
The poor kid broke down in tears again.
"Didn't you shout for help?" I asked.
"I did. But nobody could hear me in this deserted alley of town." He sobbed.
I asked him to show me how he shouted. He squeaked a really weak cry. His whimper could not even make past half the distance to the main streets.
Seeing how pitiful his cries were, I decided to take his other fifty and ran.
Pleasant friday ahead everyone!
Regards from wisest most talented and dedicated leader,
Felix
Here's another encore joke! I realised I had published the previous one before. woops! But this is one of my favourites! And though I could not find the joke again, I decided to retype it still. lol.
It was a cold winter night and everyone on the streets had retired back to their homes to celebrate christmas with sumptous feasts.
I was returning from a day of hard work when I noticed a small boy weeping silently at the corner of an alley. I decided to walk up and figure out what happened.
"Something wrong, kid?" I knelt down beside him, patting his head.
He looked up with solemn red eyes, effects of the sustained crying, and explained to me, "My mom had been working very hard so we could have a better dinner for christmas tonight. But she came down with a fever and so I was tasked to buy some food back with the hundred dollars she gave me. On my way to town, someone robbed me of the fifty I was carrying in my hand. Now I only have half remaining and I cant buy enough food back for my four other younger brothers and sisters."
The poor kid broke down in tears again.
"Didn't you shout for help?" I asked.
"I did. But nobody could hear me in this deserted alley of town." He sobbed.
I asked him to show me how he shouted. He squeaked a really weak cry. His whimper could not even make past half the distance to the main streets.
Seeing how pitiful his cries were, I decided to take his other fifty and ran.
Pleasant friday ahead everyone!
Regards from wisest most talented and dedicated leader,
Felix
Friday, February 4, 2011
Friday Fever 77
Good evening friday!
Hope you guys have been wishing your elders a happy year ahead. I want to share that my tears immediately dropped when I saw my grandpa today. He was really old, and movements were very slow, needing the help of a maid. My grandma's really old too. They are having poor memories of who me and my siblings were. It's a moment where past memories of them treating me and my siblings so well flooded through my mind. I hope everyone treasures your loved ones. Family is not to be taken for granted. Kinship is a relationship of blood and hopefully through the years you have grown, you can get to understand that the generations are passing their batons of family traditions and cultures and we're the ones eventually holding onto them before passing on to future pillars in our respective families.
My boss didn't come into work today. He called this morning and said he was having a vision problem. When I asked what was wrong, he replied, "I just can't see myself at work today."
Have a happy chinese new year everyone!
Regards from your wisest most talented and amazing leader,
Felix
Hope you guys have been wishing your elders a happy year ahead. I want to share that my tears immediately dropped when I saw my grandpa today. He was really old, and movements were very slow, needing the help of a maid. My grandma's really old too. They are having poor memories of who me and my siblings were. It's a moment where past memories of them treating me and my siblings so well flooded through my mind. I hope everyone treasures your loved ones. Family is not to be taken for granted. Kinship is a relationship of blood and hopefully through the years you have grown, you can get to understand that the generations are passing their batons of family traditions and cultures and we're the ones eventually holding onto them before passing on to future pillars in our respective families.
My boss didn't come into work today. He called this morning and said he was having a vision problem. When I asked what was wrong, he replied, "I just can't see myself at work today."
Have a happy chinese new year everyone!
Regards from your wisest most talented and amazing leader,
Felix