Friday Fever 37

Good evening friday!

A vampire bat came flapping in from the night, covered in fresh blood, and parked himself on the roof of the cave to get some sleep.

Pretty soon all the other bats smelled the blood and began hassling him about where he got it. He told them to go away and let him get some sleep. However, the bats persisted until finally he gave in.

"OK, follow me," he said, and flew out of the cave with hundreds of bats behind him. Down through a valley they went, across a river and into a forest full of trees. Finally he slowed down and all the other bats excitedly milled around him.

"Now, do you see that tree over there?" he asked.

"Yes, yes, yes!" the bats all screamed in a hungry frenzy.

"Good," said the first bat tiredly, "Because I didn't!"

Ironically, I banged my head against a door that wouldn't budge today. hurhur.

Regards from your wisest most talented and clumsy leader,
Felix

Friday Fever 36

Good morning friday!

A number of grade 12 girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the washroom. That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick, they would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints.

Every night the janitor would remove them but the following day, the girls would do it again.

Finally, the principal decided that something had to be done. She called all the girls to the bathroom and met them there with the janitor. She explained that these lip prints were causing a major problem for the janitor who had to clean the mirrors every night.

To demonstrate how difficult it had been to clean the mirror, she asked the janitor to show the girls how much effort was required.

He took out a long handled squeeze, dipped it into the toilet bowl, and cleaned the mirror with it.

Since then, there have been no lip prints on the mirror.

Pleasant friday everyone!

Regards from your wisest most talented and amazing leader,
Felix

Friday Fever 35

Good morning friday!

There was a farmer who grew watermelons. He was doing pretty well, but he was disturbed by some local kids who would sneak into his watermelon patch at night and eat his watermelons. After some careful thought, he came up with a clever idea that he thought would scare the kids away for sure.

He made up a sign and posted it in the field. The next day, the kids show up and they saw the sign which read, "Warning! One of the watermelons in this field has been injected with cyanide."

The kids ran off, made up their own sign and posted it next to the farmer's sign. When the farmer returned, he surveyed the field. He noticed that no watermelons are missing, but the sign next to his read, "Now there are two!"

Regards from your wisest most talented and lucky leader,
Felix

Friday Fever 34

Good morning friday!

(Alkivar) we're on our way back from partying in NYC over the weekend ... it was like sunday afternoon we're headed back west
(Alkivar) we're cruisin... maybe 130-140mph
(Alkivar) flew past a trooper on the side of the road
(Alkivar) trooper lights up ... siren blasting ... chasing us down the highway
(Alkivar) we're both like should we stop ... there's no way he can catch up to us
(Alkivar) we decided to be good and stop
(Alkivar) cop catches up to us ... comes out gun drawn ... pissed as hell
(Alkivar) walks up to the side of the car and goes
(Alkivar) "SON CAN I SEE YOUR PILOT'S LICENSE"
(Alkivar) Jason pulls out his freaking pilot's license
(Alkivar) cop's jaw totally hits the ground, speechless
(Alkivar) most stunned face I've ever seen in my life
(Alkivar) in this practically a whimper goes "get the hell out of here"
(Alkivar) no ticket... too embarrassed apparently
(Alkivar) I'll never forget that day long as I live
(Alkivar) I was sure we were goin to jail


Pleasant friday everyone!

Regards from your wisest most talented and fantastic leader,
Felix

Friday Fever 33

Good morning friday!

Well, I certainly hope everyone had a good time out yesterday night.
Good thing students here don't wear yellow hats with red colour bags.

One afternoon, a wealthy lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw two men eating grass by the roadside. He ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate.

"Why are you eating grass?" he asked one man.

"We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied.

"Oh, come along with me then."

"But sir, I have a wife with two children!"

"Bring them along! And you, come with us too!", he said to the other man.

"But sir, I have a wife with six children!" the second man answered.

"Bring them as well!"

They all climbed into the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limo. Once underway, one of the poor fellows says, "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you."

The lawyer replied, "No problem, the grass at my home is about two feet tall."

Pleasant good friday my friends!
Enjoy your holiday~

Regards from your wisest most talented and extraordinary leader,
Felix

Good Friday ! ^_^

Happy Good Friday Fridayians !

Pre Good Friday celebration was.. Sucks.
The movie's totally nub.
Okay end of story. Goodnight. LOL.

Laspoei is a zai name. :D